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A retirement flight into space with Lady Gaga? Give me a comfy pair of slippers and a crossword any day, says TOM UTLEY
06/11/14 10:28
Call me a wimp, but even before last week’s tragedy in the skies over California’s Mojave desert I was never much tempted to fly into space aboard Sir Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic. To tell the truth, if someone strapped me to a seat and demanded a ransom to let me disembark before take-off, I would hand over my life savings without a second thought. It’s not that I’m afraid of flying. Not the conventional, tried and tested sort, anyway. In fact, I quite enjoy that feeling of complete irresponsibility that comes with putting my life into a pilot’s hands for an hour or two. It’s just that I draw the line at being catapulted at 2,600mph into the lower thermosphere, to float around weightless at 68 miles above the Earth’s surface. All a bit disconcerting, I reckon....read
The really scary thing is there are now no kids trick or treating in my suburban street, laments TOM UTLEY
31/10/14 12:43After we moved into our semi more than 25 years ago, October 31 was a night I used to dread. The doorbell would start ringing at about six, and it would hardly stop for the next four hours.
TOM UTLEY: Judging by the hours Mrs U spends yacking on the phone, the trusty old landline is NOT on its way out
24/10/14 12:40Anyone hacking my mobile phone in the hope of overhearing something spicy will be in for a sad disappointment - as I can barely hear what's being said myself, writes TOM UTLEY.
TOM UTLEY: This synthetic fury over disabled pay would have enraged my blind father, who happily earned less than his colleagues
17/10/14 12:38All right, Lord Freud put it clumsily, writes TOM UTLEY. But the spirit in which he was trying to address the problem was patently decent and humane.
TOM UTLEY: Swearing. Speaking common. It's bleedin' bonkers that posh politicians are so desperate to sound prolier-than-thou
09/10/14 11:29Ed Miliband forgot the national debt in his conference speech, but for me, shallow creature that I am, I was more struck by his omission of the letter T from the words ‘what’ and ‘whatever’.
So being neurotic in middle age is linked to dementia? Thanks - that's ANOTHER thing for me to worry about, writes TOM UTLEY
02/10/14 10:40Before I go further, I should say that the research applied only to women, 800 of whom were questioned about their neuroticism and monitored over 38 years.
TOM UTLEY: Cameron may be a blabbermouth but, cripes, my little chat with Prince Charles proves royalty can make twits of us all
26/09/14 01:00I was five years old at the time and, as instructed, I gave my solemn promise that I wouldn’t reveal what the present was before Rosemary opened it.
TOM UTLEY: Whatever happens to the Union, we'll still be a nation of dog-lovers. And, as unsoppy as I am, Matilda my dim-witted mutt's made me one too
19/09/14 12:36TOM UTLEY's dog Matilda shows not the slightest sign of distress or discomfort — and, until she does, he knows he just won’t have the heart to condemn her to death. File photo.
TOM UTLEY: There's only one person to blame for my slovenly sons: their foolish, indulgent father
11/09/14 11:31We middle-class parents who over-indulge our young may have just the same demoralising, demotivating effects on our young as the welfare state often has on its claimants.
TOM UTLEY: The bossy station announcer I'd like to throttle and the madness of letting jobsworths hand out fines
04/09/14 11:22It’s often the little irritations that drive us to distraction, while we somehow manage to take the mighty geopolitical threats to our existence in our stride.
Clearing a blocked sink at 1am in a beer can strewn kitchen, I don't feel one of the hated elite, writes TOM UTLEY
29/08/14 12:07The other night I arrived home late, exhausted after ten hours at the office, to find my wife had gone to bed, the dog had been copiously sick on the kitchen floor and the sink was blocked, yet again.
TOM UTLEY: Six-year-olds are more capable with new technology than oldies like me. But I worry about the damage it's doing to their minds
07/08/14 11:44From the cradle, children are surrounded by every conceivable miracle of electronic gadgetry, in a world containing more than six billion mobile phones.
TOM UTLEY: As a boy I yearned for a war hero in my family. Now I find I had two - but they'd been too modest to let on
01/08/14 12:56Until the other day, I had no idea a relative was among the first casualties of the Great War, on October 18 1914 at the Battle of Armentieres, south of Ypres, aged 39.
I once told my wife I was too shallow to be an MP. Judging by this lot, I'm far too serious-minded, writes TOM UTLEY
24/07/14 11:48Though I may have caught a few of my father’s bugs - journalism, booze, cigarettes - I can think of few occupations that tempt me less than politics, writes TOM UTLEY.
TOM UTLEY: What REALLY makes me hot under the collar is quangos wasting my money on fatuous tips for beating heatwaves
18/07/14 12:45Thank the Lord for Public Health England! Without them, who would ever have thought to put sun screen on when it's sunny.
TOM UTLEY: How a train ride with two foul-mouthed Waynetta Slobs taught me a very painful lesson about our failing schools
10/07/14 10:47These creatures, and so many like them, are the products of at least ten years’ formal education in one of the most developed countries on Earth.
If I 'consciously uncoupled' from Mrs U, I'd stack the dishwasher how I jolly well wanted: TOM UTLEY on political marriages that come unstuck
04/07/14 12:03For me, the funniest story of the week was the emergence of Chris Martin in his true colours as a red-blooded carnivore, after his ‘conscious uncoupling’ from Gwyneth Paltrow.
TOM UTLEY: Yes, phone-hacking is despicable. But I fear I caused more hurt this week by losing a reader's treasured photo of her father
27/06/14 12:18I suspect that I’ve caused more genuine distress to my kind correspondent than has been suffered by the great majority of celebrity hacking victims.
TOM UTLEY: Not all private school pupils are greedy louts, Alan Bennett. My son, who teaches deprived kids, is noble proof you're wrong
20/06/14 12:45My considerate, good-natured, public schoolboy son is far removed from those Alan Bennett experienced when sitting a Cambridge exam, writes TOM UTLEY.
TOM UTLEY: After years of being mocked for wearing a suit on the beach, I now find it was the healthiest thing I've ever done!
12/06/14 11:58I guess I’ll just have to file the love of sunbathing alongside life’s other enduring mysteries, such as why Dan Brown’s drivelling Da Vinci Code came to be an international bestseller.
TOM UTLEY: Yes, I risk a lynching by feminists, but why on earth is a 'family friendly' government paying mums to dump children in nurseries?
06/06/14 12:37The Queen's Speech contained details about a Childcare Payments Bill, which would offer subsidies of up to £2,000 a year to encourage mothers to abandon their children throughout the working week, writes TOM UTLEY.
If mistrusting people makes you lose your marbles, Clegg and Co will drive us demented, writes TOM UTLEY
30/05/14 12:36Even if we try to believe that Mr Clegg's about-turn on tuition fees caused him anguish, this doesn’t begin to explain why he then ratted on his pledge to support fairer constituency boundaries.
TOM UTLEY: Never mind A-levels in Russell Brand. God help the poor children having to study MY ramblings
09/05/14 01:29I read, with an inward groan, that the OCR exam board was planning to include Russell Brand’s views on drugs among its set texts for the new A-level in English language and literature.
TOM UTLEY: Yes, I've enjoyed glimpses of the high life. But I still prefer beans on toast in suburbia to supper at the Ritz
01/05/14 11:55Does my heart ache for the beach at Ocho Rios in Jamaica or a room at the Hotel de Paris in Monte Carlo, knowing I’m never likely to experience either again? No.
TOM UTLEY: I don't blame all the expats returning from Spain. I'd last about a month before yearning for a drop of British rain
25/04/14 12:28Nowhere is the difference between my generation and my children's more marked than in the huge freedom today's young enjoy when it comes to travelling.
TOM UTLEY: At last, a genuine medical condition that explains why I never listen to a word my wife says
18/04/14 12:34As soon as I walked through the front door on my return from work the other night, my wife launched into a long and interesting account of her trip to our huge local Sainsbury’s to buy the champagne for our second son’s wedding this October
TOM UTLEY: Not wanting a European number plate on my Ford doesn't make me an extremist, Dave
11/04/14 01:03As it happens, my car number plates are among the millions that already sport the European Union flag, above the letters GB, writes TOM UTLEY.
So the minister's relaxed about me blowing my pension on a Lamborghini? Don't worry, says TOM UTLEY - if they're this scary I'll stick with the Ford Focus
04/04/14 11:39Steve Webb, the Liberal Democrat Pensions Minister, announced shortly after the Budget that he was ‘relaxed’ about how people spent their life savings.
Prince Andrew, Red Ed and the strange selfie obsession that makes me feel I don't really belong in this world any more
04/04/14 12:58Tom Utley on the selfie: The columnist says that he expects 'no better' from Hollywood actors and actresses - but these days everyone's at it.
TOM UTLEY: I've only been to the doctor four times in 45 years - and each time it sent my blood pressure soaring
28/03/14 12:37There was nothing new about this week’s finding, by the University of Exeter Medical School, that a patient’s fear of medics can produce misleadingly high blood pressure readings.
TOM UTLEY: If I make 65, I'll take Mrs U on the trip of a lifetime. But how dare Labour tell me I can't be trusted to spend MY money wisely
21/03/14 01:48I could have wept when brilliant, wise, handsome Saint George Osborne (I withdraw every unkind syllable I’ve ever written about our blessed Chancellor) announced I could spend my pension pot as I wish.
TOM UTLEY: I always thought my reluctance to trust others was a sign of my intelligence. Now I realise it's because I'm thick
14/03/14 01:49A great many people will tell you that you can't trust anyone these days - and on more than the odd occasion over the years, I've probably written it myself.
TOM UTLEY: I've forgotten the date my son's getting married. So how can I remember a new 12-letter password for my computer?
07/03/14 01:26An email popped up in my inbox from the IT people at work, instructing all staff to change their computer passwords with immediate effect.
TOM UTLEY: Call me loopy but there's something mystical about a UK passport. Flogging them to oligarchs just feels tawdry
28/02/14 01:08Proposals from the Home Office's official immigration advisers aim to reform the investor route by which millionaires can buy indefinite leave to remain in the UK.
TOM UTLEY: If the English and Scots don't kiss and make up, I could soon be married to a foreigner...
14/02/14 01:32On the eve of my 34th wedding anniversary, which falls on Sunday, I find it more than a little unsettling to reflect that I may soon be married to a foreigner.
TOM UTLEY: My 60-plus freedom pass saves me £15,000 to spend on booze and fags. So why do I think it was bonkers to let me have one?
07/02/14 12:13Like a great many men of my age (though admittedly by no means all), I am financially better off at 60 than I’ve ever been before. But my free card is paid for by millions of my struggling fellow Londoners, writes TOM UTLEY.
TOM UTLEY: Pay through the nose for a half-term hol? Not if it means a week of hell at Stalag Center Parcs
31/01/14 01:39Based on my first and please, God, last visit to Center Parcs, my best advice to Paul Cookson (pictured), the sales director who discovered their half term price hikes, would be don't go - at any price.
TOM UTLEY: Yes, I'm a hypocrite who stopped going to mass at 13, but I'm certain church is the best place to learn right from wrong
24/01/14 01:46Churchgoers are markedly less likely than Sunday morning lie-abeds to indulge in shoplifting, drug abuse or music piracy, writes Tom Utley.
TOM UTLEY: It's official: drink rots the brain but puzzles improve it. So mine's a pint and a cryptic crossword
17/01/14 01:49I tried the new dementia test - and considering I forget names, faces, facts, birthdays, anniversaries and tax returns, I did pretty well.
TOM UTLEY: My dear trusting wife's been stitched up by a lying cab driver and a couldn't-care-less insurance giant... and my blood's boiling
10/01/14 01:58My car insurance has more than doubled after a taxi driver made a claim against my wife to repair non-existent damage caused by a gossamer touch of bumper on bumper.
TOM UTLEY: My Christmas party conundrum: should I have corrected the TV star who greeted me cheerfully 'Good to see you, John'?
20/12/13 01:26My moment of the week, as they say on BBC One’s This Week political review, came when I was introduced to its presenter, Andrew Neil, writes TOM UTLEY.
She may be Britain's thickest mutt but the Utley family face an awful dilemma over 15-year-old Matilda this Christmas
13/12/13 12:22TOM UTLEY says that when it comes to the crunch of putting down the ailing family dog, neither he or his wife can face it.
I admit it, I can't wait to retire in four years 358 days. Pity my poor sons, who've got to work till they drop
06/12/13 02:04Nobody ever believes me when I say this, but I hate my job. I know this sounds hideously churlish, and that huge numbers of people would kill for my privilege of being paid to witter on, week after week, about any subject that takes my fancy, writes TOM UTLEY.
Tom Utley: Today's my 60th. I've only ever had two presents that I really liked. So what does my wife buy for a curmudgeon like me?
29/11/13 12:46It’s not as if I’ve tried deliberately to be uncooperative. On the contrary, I’ve racked my brains to think of something. It’s just that I can’t.
Half-way through a pillow fight in my school dorm, I realised how our world had changed for ever
22/11/13 02:04Though my memory is increasingly unreliable these days, I will always remember exactly where we were when we heard that President Kennedy had been assassinated.
TOM UTLEY: Is there no refuge, even in our smallest rooms, from the EU's insufferable instinct to boss us about?
31/10/13 11:47The European Commission’s three-year study of the loo-flushing habits of its 500 million citizens has set me fizzing with anger against the EU and all things eurocratic.
I'm the sort of chap who says sorry when it's not my fault. So why can't public figures apologise if they ARE to blame?
24/10/13 09:59The message from Harvard about the efficacy of a well-judged apology doesn't appear to have got through to many figures in British public life, writes TOM UTLEY.
I am 50-plus and often treated like an idiot - but does that really mean I'm a member of an oppressed minority?
17/10/13 09:39I hate to spoil a good grievance, but how can the moaning not-so-very-oldies be sure they’re being picked on simply because of their age? Asks TOM UTLEY.
Bogus CVs, the day my tiny son fell into a priceless Pompeii wine jar and why I'm finally proud of my duff A-levels
10/10/13 10:02I have to admit that in my early days of job-hunting, I was often sorely tempted to lie about my less-than-sensational academic qualifications, says TOM UTLEY.
The Chancellor's wife might hate me going to work when I’m ill. But at least I’m not calling in sick like state sector skivers
03/10/13 09:46Frances Osborne suffers from 'germ stress' in the presence of people who are unwell, and says we should learn to stay at home and keep our bugs to ourselves instead of coughing and spluttering them all over others. I wonder what her husband makes of her advice. As Chancellor, he's the paymaster for the public sector, which seems to have a disproportionate problem with staff taking sick leave.
I know more about layabout 16-year-olds than most. Believe me Ed, they won't get out of bed to vote for a geek like you
26/09/13 10:39The Labour leader shouldn’t count on the support of members of Homo Sedecim, if he is foolish enough to give them the vote, says TOM UTLEY.
It's so unfair we chaps can only afford to be dandies when we're too old to turn girls' heads
19/09/13 10:48I am now the object of a great deal of mockery from my family over what they take to be my new, ludicrously vain interest in my clothes, says TOM UTLEY.
Technophobes of the world unite! Just because we can't work a TV zapper doesn't mean we're doddering old twits
12/09/13 09:02How my heart goes out to David Cussons, the North Yorkshire Tory councillor who pressed the wrong button on an electronic voting machine, says TOM UTLEY.
Ineffably ordinary. That's me - just like our family Ford Focus. But I'm afraid my wife yearns for something rather more racy
05/09/13 09:43For me, like the Ford Focus Mk1, my British suburban semi - and the way of life that goes with it - is also the best, by TOM UTLEY.
What a bar on the top of a multi-storey car park in Peckham taught me about being middle-aged
29/08/13 11:03TOM UTLEY: It was as if an unwritten charter had been drawn up at this establishment, tacitly accepted by people of every age group, proclaiming that this establishment was reserved for the young.
My son's fiancee says Gove is evil. But at least he's a gentleman, which, I'm afraid, Mr Cameron is not
01/08/13 10:01TOM UTLEY: We were in our shared office a month ago, watching the weekly mauling of Ed Miliband at Prime Minister’s Questions, when a colleague said to me: ‘Of course, the thing about David Cameron is that he is not a gentleman.’
£68,000 from the bank of Mum and Dad to get my four sons on the property market? If only. George Osborne's reckless Help To Buy scheme certainly won't help them
25/07/13 10:29Not in your wildest dreams, my boys. Such was the first thought that crossed my mind when we learned yesterday that parents who help their children buy their first homes typically contribute £17,000.
I feel guilty for ogling girls in mini-skirts. Yet no one would call my wife a dirty old woman for fancying a handsome cricketer
18/07/13 11:37TOM UTLEY: If this week has one lesson to teach us, it is that men who comment on women’s physical appearance in this modern age do so at their utmost peril — and no matter that most of us are biologically programmed to notice and think about such matters every day of our lives.
Despite my raddled old body, I'm an organ donor. But that doesn't give me the moral right to queue-jump if I ever need a transplant
11/07/13 09:52For a moment, it may sound fair that those who won’t give shouldn’t expect to get. But should registered organ donors like me take priority if we need a transplant ourselves? No. Writes TOM UTLEY.
My Tube ride with braying lawyers and the fracturing of Britain into self-serving tribes
04/07/13 09:50Stuart Prebble must surely be right to suggest that the more like-minded people gather in one place the more like-minded they become. And it's not just BBC journalists who are guilty of this, writes TOM UTLEY.
I'm a dab hand at crosswords, but it's nothing to do with intelligence - in fact they've made me more stupid
27/06/13 10:36TOM UTLEY: I pride myself on being pretty damned good at crosswords. Memory-power has almost nothing to do with a facility for solving cryptic crosswords, nor, though it grieves me to admit it, has intelligence.
Mother-in-law in the labour ward? Most of us chaps would rather give birth ourselves
20/06/13 10:23If my generation of expectant fathers had it tough, our ordeal was as nothing beside the horror apparently in store for poor Prince William next month, writes TOM UTLEY.
My 6ft 5in Lithuanian builder's taken five months to paint my windows. But tape record him? Rather you than me
14/06/13 12:24TOM UTLEY: If junior business minister Jo Swinson fancies sticking up for my rights, and thrusting her mobile into the face of a 6ft 5in Lithuanian, built like Arnold Schwarzenegger, then all I can say is rather her than me.
She's no swivel-eyed loon but my sister has joined UKIP. Why won't Dave make more effort to woo her back?
06/06/13 10:31Blimey. If even my loyal old sister has parted with £30 to join Nigel Farage’s crew, then David Cameron really has got something to worry about, writes TOM UTLEY.
Never trust anyone who is certain about anything. Of that, I'm absolutely 100 per cent sure
30/05/13 10:20Why do I never remember the first rule of my marital spats — that whichever of us shouts the more loudly, whichever is the more confident of being right, is the one more likely to be proved wrong? By TOM UTLEY.
Listen up, folks, this British snob has a confession to make. Americans speak better English than us... it's a no-brainer
23/05/13 10:38The more I think about it, the more I realise that my conviction that the English are culturally superior than the Americans is based on nothing more respectable than prejudice, writes TOM UTLEY.
What would my old village Bobby make of these swaggering RoboCops toting assault rifles that fire 750 rounds a minute?
16/05/13 11:08TOM UTLEY: Bristling with high-tech weaponry from head to foot, he looks as if he has stepped straight from the set of the next RoboCop movie. Suffice it to say that the menacing young officer pictured in yesterday’s paper is hardly the sort of copper I’d feel comfortable asking for the time.
Read one grumpy column by Tom Utley - and get next week's free: Or why I keep falling for devilishly ingenious supermarket offers that actually pick my pocket
09/05/13 10:37As a weekly victim of Brand Match voucher scheme, responsible for a hefty regular chunk of Sainsbury’s £25.6 billion annual sales, I can’t say I’m remotely surprised by its success, writes TOM UTLEY.
I hate Nimbys... but I hate the new lean-to on my neighbours' patio even more!
18/04/13 10:07Vastly rich, outrageously handsome, self-assured, charming, articulate and intelligent... what's not to loathe about Zac Goldsmith? Well, let's hold on just a minute, writes TOM UTLEY.
A heartfelt letter to my grieving mother and Maggie's great unknown quality - her human kindness
11/04/13 10:07In all the millions of words of eulogy from the Right and ignorant rants from the Left, one aspect of this extraordinary woman’s character has often been overlooked, writes TOM UTLEY.
Mr Osborne looks like a French aristo in a powdered wig. But that's no reason to put on this prolier than thou routine
04/04/13 10:57Whatever the truth may be about George Osborne, the man has a bit of an image problem. Clearly, he thinks so himself, because this week, as anyone who heard his speech on welfare reform will confirm, he tried to do something about it, writes TOM UTLEY.
Forgive me, but there is nothing David Miliband can teach me about feeling murderous rage towards your brother
29/03/13 01:21So it is that sibling rivalry can have the socially useful function of encouraging brothers and sisters to match and outdo each other. But as many a family will testify, it can also have the opposite effect, writes Tom Utley.
Repeat after me: If 100 experts say it's wrong for children to learn by rote, they must all be nitwits
21/03/13 11:15One of the lessons we all learn eventually, whether from history or personal experience, is the correct answer to the question: can 100 leading experts really be wrong? That answer, of course, is a most emphatic ‘Yes’. Writes TOM UTLEY.
Hooray! I'm not the only one who'd love to throttle irritating train announcers who think they're stand-up comedians
14/03/13 11:30TOM UTLEY: Oh, how my heart sinks, first thing in the morning or at the end of a long day, when I board my commuter train, the public address system springs to life with a driver who thinks he is an entertainer.
As a Victor Meldrew, I've long moaned Britain's gone to the dogs. But in truth life is much better (bad manners apart!)
08/03/13 12:20I can't say I was surprised by this week's news that millions of us believe a lot things were better back in the old days than they are now. But I soon realised that in almost every material way, things have actually become a whole lot better, writes TOM UTLEY.
Thank heavens that horrid meanie Paxo wasn't there when I fell flat on my face on a BBC quiz show
14/02/13 11:06How my heart goes out to Tom Tyszczuk Smith, the medical student on this week’s University Challenge. For I, too, have made a fool of myself on a BBC quiz programme, writes TOM UTLEY.
I'd say we've a happy marriage - but maybe I've misread Mrs Utley and she's set to spring a Huhnesque surprise
07/02/13 11:45A finding from the Northwest University of Illinois says that the way to keep a marriage happy is to write three seven-minute essays every year, analysing our marital disputes from the dispassionate point of view of an outsider, writes TOM UTLEY.
It's not a stiff upper lip that stops me going to my GP. It's sheer terror of what he might tell me
01/02/13 12:02TOM UTLEY: Yes, a stiff upper lip may still keep many of the wartime generation away from their doctors. But for huge numbers of the rest of us, cowardice and embarrassment are the main problems.
Stay-at-home dads? I changed nappies until my wife caught me leaning over our baby wearing an old WW1 gas mask
24/01/13 11:31Yesterday’s paper brought yet more evidence that the domestic arrangements I enjoyed for so long are slipping relentlessly out of fashion, writes TOM UTLEY.
Call me a wimp in a gay V-neck sweater, but I've reached the age where snow means fear - not fun
17/01/13 11:43TOM UTLEY: Among the many side-effects of the human ageing process, is there any more telling than the way our attitude to snow changes as Old Father Time creeps up on us?
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Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively jet in as Wrexham close in on promotion - as Deadpool star pours pints and parties with fans
I won the biggest prize in quiz show history - I was forced to flee the country after my life-changing victory and still have one big regret
Celebrity Big Brother's ratings drop to lowest in reboot's history for a final as it only pulls in 1.9m viewers and fails to rank in top five shows despite starry cast
Katy Perry reveals real reason for her 'lazy' Lifetimes Tour performances
Lizzo takes stage with Paris Hilton at Stagecoach after revealing secret to dramatic weight-loss
Gayle King reveals the surprising next mission of all-female Blue Origin space flight crew after controversy
Danny Beard takes savage swipe at Celebrity Big Brother co-star Chris Hughes after 'game player' accusations
Katie Piper, 41, heartbreakingly reveals how emergency surgery forced her to give up desire to have a third child
Celebrity Big Brother star JoJo Siwa's cryptic message to Chris Hughes amid partner Kath Ebbs' letter and off-screen reunion
Liam Gallagher and Noel cause chaos as they 'receive a noise complaint' after reuniting for their first Oasis show in 16 years at surprise venue
Leggy Anne Hathaway looks effortlessly stylish in a baby blue maxi coat and white mini dress as she attends pal Gigi Hadid's 30th birthday bash in NYC
Kelly Brook reveals the painful injuries she endured during gruelling London Marathon training ahead of the race: 'Nothing prepares you'
Crown Princess Mette-Marit of Norway looks dignified as she attends Pope Francis' funeral - amid scandal around son Marius Borg Høiby
Robert Irwin spotted enjoying netball in Queensland as his role on US Dancing With The Stars is confirmed
Newly-wed Jack Maynard and his heiress wife share a passionate smooch in latest snaps from their intimate London ceremony
Disney Adults in Hollywood! A Barbie star, a supermodel and a Kardashian top the list for Mickey's biggest fans
Kanye West blasted by fans as he names A-list star he wishes he'd had kids with over ex Kim Kardashian
Prince Andrew's ex Lady Victoria Hervey sparks fury with vile post about Virginia Giuffre after her suicide
Star Wars legend George Lucas finally reveals bizarre reason why Yoda talks backwards in decades-old mystery
Celebrity Big Brother viewers brand Ella Rae-Wise 'spiteful and mean' after clashing AGAIN with Chris Hughes
Sophie Turner 'tells friends she is single' following split speculation with Peregrine Pearson after unfollowing each other on social media
Netflix fans blown away by 'masterpiece' Western film with 'career best' performances from A-list cast - as revenge twist leaves them 'shaken'
Jack P Shepherd WINS Celebrity Big Brother with Danny Beard finishing as runner-up
Margot Robbie looks effortlessly stylish alongside her husband Tom Ackerley as they are spotted in Brisbane with their six-month-old baby
Anya Taylor-Joy puts on a loved-up display with husband Malcolm McRae as they attend Tiffany & Co event
Mickey Rourke avoids Celebrity Big Brother final amid reports he is suing ITV over pay after actor was booted off the show following homophobic slurs
Bella Hadid shows off her incredible figure in a slinky black jumpsuit as she steps out for sister Gigi's star-studded 30th birthday bash in NYC
Ioan Gruffudd and Bianca Wallace are MARRIED! Couple tie the knot in romantic ceremony two years after his bitter divorce from ex Alice Evans
Heartbreaking truth about former child star Sophie Nyweide's drug addiction battle prior to shock death at 24
EXCLUSIVE What happened after Ryan Giggs cuckolded his brother for EIGHT years and paid for abortion. Giggs' father reveals twist to KATIE KNIGHT
Princess Charlene of Monaco appears sombre as she joins Prince Albert among delegation of European royals at Pope Francis' funeral
EXCLUSIVE What Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds really said during intimate chat before her explosive speech alluding to Justin Baldoni
Christine McGuiness, 37, is 'open to dating men and women' on Celebs Go Dating following divorce from Paddy McGuinness
As David Beckham turns 50 next week, will he get his dream birthday gifts - a united family and a knighthood?
JoJo Siwa has private reunion with partner Kath Ebbs after leaving the Celebrity Big Brother house following their 'refusal' to greet her onstage
Selma Blair shares unbelievable health update amid years-long MS battle
Selena Gomez's stark warning to Taylor Swift over Blake Lively... and why bitter Justin Baldoni battle has finally granted her relief
Blake Lively posts cheery selfie with Ryan Reynolds as they dodge criticism of her 'PR move' Time100 speech
Lottie Moss turns heads in a pink satin cami top as she joins pregnant Arabella Chi and chic Joanne Froggatt at Mr Porter Steakhouse 
Brady Bunch star makes shock admission about difficult thing she 'had to accept' while on TV show
Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star fires back at 'lavender marriage' rumors... but fans aren't convinced
Celebrity Big Brother's Chris Hughes fights back tears as he compares JoJo Siwa to his ex Jesy Nelson - after being the first star to be evicted
Boyband star, 23, comes out as gay on stage
Celebrity Big Brother fans shocked by Jack P Shepherd's unexpected win as they joke that 'all he did was drink tea'
Bachelorette star Tayshia Adams looking for love again as she splits with reality star boyfriend after two years of dating
Ex Baywatch star Nicole Eggert, 53, is seen on rare outing amid breast cancer battle
EDEN CONFIDENTIAL: Sienna Miller spotted at 'party rottweiler' Fran Cutler's 62nd birthday - but former Primrose Hill friend Kate Moss is nowhere to be seen
Jesy Nelson's partner gives an emotional update on their unborn twins' condition after Little Mix star underwent emergency surgery to save their lives
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EXCLUSIVE 'I thought about suicide all the time': Tearful Gregg Wallace's bombshell first interview where he tells his side of story - and reveals devastating death at height of the scandal
Prince Harry was almost set-up with a VERY famous US reality TV star before meeting Meghan Markle, as comedian Katherine Ryan reveals how she tried to play matchmaker
Ruth Jones recalls feeling 'self-conscious' during photoshoots as stylists never provided outfits in her size 
EXCLUSIVE How Blake Lively 'choreographed' 'reluctant' Ryan Reynolds REVEALED amid stilted TIME gala appearance
Celebrity Big Brother's Danny Beard tells Chris Hughes and JoJo Siwa to 'f*** or stop' as they issue warning about her partner while they get close in the hot tub
Ryan Reynolds breaks silence on wife Blake Lively's telling Time100 speech taking swipe at Justin Baldoni battle
Louise Thompson reveals she suffered a devastating miscarriage in emotional post - two years after near-fatal childbirth experience
Justin Bieber subject of horrifying plot by convicted murderer who devised plan to kidnap, castrate and kill him
EXCLUSIVE Princess Anne suffers 'bruised leg' after 'incident' at Gatcombe Park Estate which left her 'hobbling in pain' during royals' Easter Sunday service
Tearful Michelle Pfeiffer packs on PDA with rarely-seen husband David E Kelley at 'dream come true' ceremony
British Hollywood A-lister goes from riches to rags for a major role in Michael B. Jordan's The Thomas Crown Affair reboot
Revealed: Katherine Jenkins, Myleene Klass and stars from Traitors and Strictly lead VE Day 80 anniversary celebration at the Royal Albert Hall
Meghan is 'money mad' and a 'disaster tourist' says Diana's friend, who believes Harry is 'loyal to his wife' but 'misses being a prince' 
Stern Celebrity Traitors rules 'revealed' with famous cast 'not getting any special treatment' from the BBC
RHOBH star Dorit Kemsley files for divorce from estranged husband PK after his clinch with Ryan Seacrest's ex
Sarah Michelle Gellar reveals secret to successful Freddie Prinze Jr. marriage... but it's only for the wealthy
Matthew McConaughey and wife make rare red carpet appearance with all three of their kids
Penny Lancaster reflects on the struggles of navigating a blended family with husband Rod Stewart's other children: 'I could only imagine how difficult it was for them'
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This Morning fans jeer 'I wouldn't mess with her' as 'deadpan' Patsy Palmer returns for another 'joyless' Celebrity Big Brother interview
EXCLUSIVE 'I put my husband before my children': Amanda Holden reveals her controversial relationship advice 
Joe Swash puts on an animated display as he films for new mystery project in London amid fly-on-the-wall reality show with wife Stacey Solomon
N-Dubz star Dappy is seen 'getting angry' and swearing at a fan on stage during a £6 gig as they derail his performance
Patsy Kensit, 57, issues breast cancer warning to fans as she undergoes an MRI scan and reflects on the heartbreaking death of her mum
Jessica Simpson, 44, reveals surprising heartbreak from her twenties
Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly leave fans in hysterics as they mimic Aussie twins who went viral for speaking in perfect unison
Former Coronation Street star reveals huge role on rival soap as they share gruesome pictures just six months after leaving the cobbles
Beyonce mercilessly mocked as tickets for 'flop' Cowboy Carter tour reach same price as a McDonald's meal
Huge blow to Diddy as judge rules jury will see the video of him beating up ex Cassie - as his shocking defense strategy is revealed
Gayle King reveals real reason Oprah Winfrey cried during controversial Blue Origin space launch
Brooke Shields, 59, breaks down in tears for epic ugly cry over 'surprising' family moment
Inside Britain's former highest-paid actress Jane Leeves' rise to stardom - including her little known secret past before Frasier
What has Tyra Banks done to her face? Supermodel, 51, looks unrecognizable at fashion gala
Justin Bieber hits out at Hollywood 'bullies' in concerning post as he puts on united front with wife Hailey
EXCLUSIVE Inside Mark Wright and Michelle Keegan's first night out since becoming parents to baby Palma - and how it was nearly ruined by a 'wardrobe disaster'
Playboy vet Holly Madison reveals which Girls Next Door co-star she does NOT like... 8 years after Hefner's death
Sammy Winward's daughter Mia Dunn, 19, leaves little to the imagination as she poses topless in racy snaps - after her mother 'cut her off' for setting up OnlyFans account
Emily In Paris star QUITS hit Netflix series with emotional goodbye post after fans fumed at bosses for 'destroying the character'
Lady Mary Charteris reveals battle with mystery illness that left her unable to eat for 10 days - and says the virus triggered depression and anxiety
Danny Jones' wife Georgia reveals painful injury she sustained while giving birth to son Cooper - but admits it's improved her sex life
Blake Lively's husband Ryan Reynolds, 48, joins 'midlife crisis' hair dye club... after George Clooney did it first
Chanelle Hayes sizzles in a white bikini as she soaks up the sun on a yacht in Tenerife after nine stone weight loss
Ferne McCann discusses breastfeeding children past the first year as the TOWIE star admits she 'struggles to say no' to daughter Finty, 21 months
Gal Gadot moves on from Snow White drama as she gets to work with Damien Lewis on new Amazon thriller The Runner
Bikini-clad Coleen Rooney gives an insight into her family holiday as husband Wayne proudly displays his son's very accurate portrait of him
Brooklyn Beckham cosies up to wife Nicola Peltz as they join Kevin Costner at Clippers game in LA
EXCLUSIVE Hayley Palmer breaks her silence on ex Mark Labbett signing up for Celebs Go Dating and reveals her advice to his next potential partner - following the pair's 'very painful and public' split
Netflix fans obsessed with new prison drama compared to The Godfather with 'phenomenal acting and chemistry'
Miami Vice meets Star Wars! Don Johnson, 75, shocks fans by revealing Harrison Ford, 82, is a 'longtime friend'
Demi Moore, 62, flashes a super small waistline in silky gown at Time100 Gala
Jelly Roll, 40, reveals his new goal weight... after losing 200lbs
Amanda Lamb, 52, shows off incredible figure in compilation of racy bikini photos posted on Instagram
EXCLUSIVE First look at the Celebrity Traitors as the back stabbing begins: Charlotte Church turns heads in pyjamas as filming finally starts
Mummy Pig's having a...! Pregnant swine reveals her piglet's gender as Peppa Pig and family go the whole hog with huge party
Jessie J chokes back tears as she reveals response to comeback single about miscarriage is 'overwhelming'- as singer releases first track in four years
Influencer Lorna Luxe, 42, shares health update amid husband John's, 63, cancer battle
EXCLUSIVE Liam Gallagher and Noel reunite for the first time as they begin promo ahead of hotly-anticipated Oasis reunion tour- and it's all smiles (for Liam at least)
Is Prince Harry a 'spare part' in his marriage to Meghan Markle? Royal experts question why the Duke took a backseat at the Time 100 Summit on PALACE CONFIDENTIAL
This Morning fans seriously distracted by Simon Cowell's outfit as he defiantly hits back at Britain's Got Talent fix row
Jojo Rabbit's child star looks unrecognisable six years on from acclaimed film debut that shot him to fame
Kylie Jenner's beau Timothee Chalamet visits school he attended when dating Madonna's daughter
Jennifer Garner looks like she's taking style tips from Ben's ex JLo as she models hoop earrings and skinny jeans
Gwyneth Paltrow says she isn't close to Meghan Markle and 'doesn't know her super well' despite inviting the Duchess round for pie 
George Clooney mocks his own hair color and cracks a Brad Pitt joke while receiving his portrait at Sardi's in NYC
Hailey Bieber makes rare comments about husband Justin Bieber when accepting an award as he talks 'darkness'
The Thursday Murder Club release date confirmed for Netflix's Richard Osman adaptation as first look images featuring Helen Mirren and Pierce Brosnan are revealed
Selena Gomez's fiance Benny Blanco takes her to the 'prom' after learning she never went as a teen
Sienna Miller, 43, looks typically stylish with boyfriend Oli Green, 28, as they head home from Fran Cutler's star-studded birthday bash
JoJo Siwa's mother describes her daughter and Chris Hughes' relationship as a 'love story' as he strips off NAKED for her
Celebrity Big Brother in 'fix row' after fans notice Chris Hughes lets slip he knows about Katy Perry space mission - despite being in the house during lift off
Kate Hudson displays her toned figure in yellow strapless bikini and sarong as she shares gratitude for her 'best birthday week' as actress turns 46
The Voice Kids star Karen Silva dead aged 17: Semi-finalist tragically passes away after a stroke
Critics slam 'glib', 'vulgar' and 'ludicrously lavish' Great Gatsby musical - and claim West End adaptation is 'disrespectful' to F. Scott Fitzgerald
Katy Perry slammed as 'anti-feminist' after shock decision at concert amid career woes
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Billie Piper put on leggy display in a glamorous all black ensemble as she's joined by host of stars at BAFTA party
Honey Boo Boo goes to war with Mama June as she slams her over 'transactional' love in shocking biopic trailer
A-list actress, 45, looks completely unrecognisable in throwback snap - can YOU guess who it is?
Madonna's son Rocco Ritchie rejects nepo baby label after forging his own career as an artist and takes swipe at 'uninteresting' celebrity offspring
'We are not the story': Former Newsnight presenter Kirsty Walk blasts opinionated BBC presenters
Race Across The World fans are only just realising the show's narrator is a huge nineties movie star
EXCLUSIVE Selling Sunset star Amanza Smith reveals how the Netflix cast really feel about boss Jason Oppenheim's string of younger women
Celebrity Big Brother's Ella Rae Wise shares her true feelings about Chris Hughes and JoJo Siwa's flirting - and takes scathing swipe at Mickey Rourke
Ex-Top Gear star rages at BBC over his horror crash treatment after Freddie Flintoff's £9m payout is questioned in wake of Disney+ show
Coronation Street star shockingly admits he 'wanted to KILL' I'm A Celeb co-star before quitting the show: 'I'd be in prison if I hadn't left'
Hanson singer Taylor, 42, shocks fans as the father of SEVEN reveals his eldest daughter Penny - who band's hit song is written about - turns 20!
Corey Feldman turns heads in a floral bomber jacket as he steps out with new girlfriend Adrien Skye after splitting from wife Courtney Anne
Paddy McGuinness breaks silence after Freddie Flintoff said it was 'triggering' to see him following Top Gear crash
Hailey Bieber dazzles in a strapless blue dress at The Daily Front Row's Fashion Awards in LA after husband Justin hit out at 'jealous' haters 
The White Lotus fans are only just realising Walton Goggins' real name and they can't believe it
Olivia Attwood admits SHE was the person who warned Ella Rae Wise about 'creepy' Chris Hughes before entering the Celebrity Big Brother house 
How the likes of Kourtney Kardashian, Anne Hathaway, Kelly Brook and Ashton Kutcher ditched their ultra-strict fruitarian, keto, Atkins and vegan diets 
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire's return date confirmed by ITV - and it'll leave fans stunned
Reality star Brandi Glanville rushed to hospital after frantic 911 call amid facial parasite battle
Louise Redknapp looks leggy in a black blazer dress alongside boyfriend Drew Michael as they attend Mr Porter launch party in Amsterdam
Jeopardy! contestant makes ITV history with biggest jackpot ever seen on show - as Stephen Fry crowns 'tremendous champion'
Celebrity Big Brother fans convinced they discovered 'shocking hidden meaning' in JoJo Siwa's 'cold' letter from partner Kath Ebbs amid bond with Chris Hughes
Aimee Lou Wood skips White Lotus event as 'enemy' Walton Goggins is seen for the first time since his SNL hosting gig was revealed - after show mocked her
Michelle Keegan and husband Mark Wright put on a loved-up display as they enjoy first night out since welcoming their baby daughter Palma
Capital Radio DJ reveals life-changing health diagnosis after admitting she 'delayed going to the doctor for a lash appointment'
Serena Williams cuts a glamorous figure in a black off-the-shoulder cut out dress as she attends TIME100 gala in NYC
Big Brother's Nadia Almada insists she'd 'rather refuse treatment than wake up on a male ward' as she slams 'terrifying' Supreme Court gender ruling
Mums night out! Beatrice and Eugenie glam up to attend a restaurant opening in Mayfair
Vicky Pattison wears mint green strapless dress as she and husband Ercan Ramadan attend black tie charity dinner
Awkward moment Martha Stewart asks if Meghan's Netflix show 'has started yet' - after Duchess was accused of copying her
Maya Jama shows off her jaw-dropping figure in skimpy red bikini as she shares her gratitude during 'dream' Thailand family getaway
Coronation Street star confirms they have left ITV soap for good - and their 'last ever' scenes have already aired
Kristen Stewart's new wife Dylan Meyer confirms marriage with photos from laid-back LA ceremony
The Hollywood A-Listers publicly showing their support for Blake Lively: Demi Moore and Georgina Chapman rally around actress after fans turned against her
'Gangsta Granny!' Jo Wood reveals hilarious nickname her grandchildren have given her as she admits they know about her wild drug-taking past
'He was so scared, he just stared at me': Freddie Flintoff's wife recalls harrowing moment she saw star's gruesome injuries
EXCLUSIVE Blake Lively sparks fury at TIME100 event with husband Ryan Reynolds after her shock cover: 'She shouldn't be here'
Emma and Matt Willis put on a loved-up display as they depart star-studded BAFTA TV Craft Awards party - her first event since having keyhole heart surgery
Escape To The Country host snaps 'are you for real?!' as she locks horns with couple with 'biggest wish list in the show's history'
Nicola Coughlan, 38, looks smitten with boyfriend Jake Dunn, 25, as they make their red carpet debut at the Bafta TV Craft Award nominees party
Blake Lively blasted for 'obvious PR move' after sharing her mother's trauma during TIME100 speech
All of the celebrities who are running the London marathon 2025: From soap stars to TV legends and a comedian who is joining forces with McFly star
High society in the West End! Spencer sisters ooze glamour on the red carpet with their rarely-seen ex-model mother Victoria Aitken
Lisa Riley flashes a peace sign as she poses alongside her Mandy Dingle body double while filming Emmerdale scenes
Walton Goggins' savage swipe at White Lotus 'enemy' Aimee Lou Wood revealed with latest career move
EXCLUSIVE Gordon Ramsay says he does NOT eat in his own expensive restaurants because they are 'too posh' for him
Peter Andre shares loved-up snap with wife Emily after he faced major backlash over new Jafaican film dubbed 'profoundly disrespectful'
Ryan Giggs breaks his silence on Premier League Hall of Fame snub following domestic abuse charges ordeal
Big Brother's JoJo Siwa brushes off 'cheating on live TV' accusations over close bond with Chris Hughes amid telling message from partner Kath Ebbs
Katy Perry mocked for 'mom moves' on disastrous Lifetimes Tour after being slated for Blue Origin space flight
Gordon Ramsay reveals the annoying kitchen habit that leaves his wife Tana furious
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JK Rowling blasts India Willoughby for saying Wayne Couzens would have 'loved' the Supreme Court gender ruling - as she tells trans newsreader to 'have some shame'
'Smug' George Clooney blasted by Megyn Kelly in explosive 11-minute rant
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Demi Lovato sends Ozempic rumors into overdrive as she shows off tiny frame in new snap
Billy Ray Cyrus breaks silence on Elizabeth Hurley shock romance and reveals who made the first move
Van chauffeuring Florence Pugh 'is robbed by balaclava-clad thieves hours after transporting actress to Thunderbolts* premiere afterparty'
Scarlett Johansson risks run-in with ex Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively at gala in NYC amid fears they'll 'overshadow' her big career move
Lulu Roman dead at 78: Hee Haw star who called herself 'the fat girl' passes away after tragic struggles
Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni legal war takes new twist with claims of 'psychic readings' and 'mental breakdowns'
Gruesome new photos show Andrew Flintoff's grisly injuries from near-fatal Top Gear crash where he 'thought my face had come off'
Female director makes woke demand to ban all plays by white male writers for a year as 'big idea' to shape the future of theatre in Britain
Nicole Scherzinger flaunts her amazing figure in a glamorous sequin gown at the Time 100 gala in New York
Emma Willis flashes her abs in crop top as she joins husband Matt at star-studded BAFTA TV Craft Awards party in first appearance since keyhole heart surgery
JoJo Siwa leaves Celebrity Big Brother fans horrified as she reveals a stalker sent her a BOMB and sex toys when she was just 12 years old
Revealed: How the Queen's plan for Harry and Meghan could have avoided 'Megxit'
EXCLUSIVE Paddy McGuinness believes he should have received a pay out from the BBC when Top Gear was canned following his co-star Freddie Flintoff's terrifying crash
EXCLUSIVE Inside Justin Bieber's surprise friendship with Kylie Jenner's beau Timothee Chalamet after 'bonding' over wild pasts which includes Selena Gomez
EDEN CONFIDENTIAL: Orphaned Earl of Hardwicke, who was caught in cocaine sting, has second shot at marital bliss
EXCLUSIVE Dramatic photos show Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds' sprawling multi-million dollar new hideout
Lily Allen showcases her midriff in a crop top and blue maxi skirt as she attends the Planned Parenthood Gala in New York
EXCLUSIVE The subtle clues that suggest Prince Harry is the 'spare' in his marriage with Meghan Markle - as couple attend Time 100 summit in NYC
Model Brooks Nader shocks with outrageous nip slip at Fashion Los Angeles Awards
Louise Redknapp puts on a leggy display in black mini dress as she joins trendy Rocco Ritchie at the launch of Mr Porter in London
Lorde sends fans into a frenzy by dropping first new single in four years 'What Was That'
JD Vance's SNL double shocks The View panel with staggering claim about vice-president and the Pope: 'Somebody had to say it'
Sienna Miller, 43, turns heads in white midi dress as she joins her ex Tom Sturridge's fiancée Alexa Chung, 41, and Jo Wood, 70, at Fran Cutler's birthday bash
John F. Kennedy's grandson Jack Schlossberg starts feud with his former Vogue boss Anna Wintour over Met Gala
Beyonce's mother reveals secret tragedy that still haunts family
Celebrity Big Brother's Danny Beard says partner wouldn't like them acting how JoJo Siwa and Chris Hughes are as Love Island star strips naked in front of the dancer
Girl or boy? Peppa Pig and her family prepare for a huge gender reveal party as they count down to the birth of new baby
Stereophonics' Kelly Jones opens up about wild lifestyle and reveals how 'f***ing ridiculous' it was that A-list star performed at his wedding
Timothee Chalamet and Kylie Jenner threatened to skip award show over Nikki Glaser joke
Freddie Flintoff's huge drop in earnings revealed following his terrifying crash
EXCLUSIVE Bitter rift over Benny Hill's £7.5million fortune after request to leave money to stars and friends was rejected - and it all went to his little-seen family
Gen Z icon Olivia Rodrigo puts on busty show as she leads stars at Planned Parenthood gala
Soap star dead at 63: Knots Landing villain and horror movie actress passes away
Celebrity Big Brother's JoJo Siwa gets VERY cryptic message from partner Kath Ebbs amid speculation over star's 'intimate' friendship with Chris Hughes
J-Lo's ex in legal hot water after police raid cannabis farm 
Roseanne Barr breaks silence on The Conners TV series finale with unexpected reaction
Netflix star joins Emmerdale as new Barton family member in major soap shake-up
Gwyneth Paltrow reveals why she was left 'devastated' after Woody Allen audition
Smoking Machine Gun Kelly has wild birthday party weeks after Megan Fox welcomes their first child together
British boxing legend 'set to swap the ring for the silver screen as he's flooded with film offers from Hollywood including Rocky spin-off'
Inside Ransom Canyon star Josh Duhamel's 'doomsday cabin' that's 40 miles from civilization
Katherine Ryan reveals a 'very famous, rich, powerful' male comedian showed a young female colleague videos of himself having sex with multiple women 
Camila Cabello starts a feud with Katy Perry by mocking a calculated move the Roar singer made last week
Celebrity Big Brother star receives British citizenship as she proudly waves the Union Jack flag
Katherine Ryan reveals she was 'mugged off' by Stephen Hawking as she recounts wild party at Jimmy Carr's house
Heidi Klum, 51, panics when she accidentally flashes her underwear as two smiling men look on
Myleene Klass looks incredible in figure-hugging gown as she hosts Classic FM event at Royal Albert Hall
Sarah Jessica Parker's shock plans for Carrie Bradshaw... and how show bosses could finally convince Kim Cattrall to return
Bethenny Frankel quietly puts her Connecticut home on the market for $8M as she looks for a new Florida home
Celebrity Big Brother star Jasmine Waltz shares details about steamy loo romps with co-star Lee Ryan - but admits it was hard with 'no privacy'
Ben Affleck reveals one of his kids has an Average Joe job in a shop just like his ex Gwyneth's daughter Apple did
Celebrity Big Brother star Danny Beard's pal believes fellow finalist JoJo Siwa 'threw them under the bus' amid growing tensions over her killer nomination choice
Vanderpump Villa star Stassi Schroeder reveals strangest place she had sex with husband Beau Clarke
Ashley Cain shares emotional tribute to his daughter Azaylia that 'took him 4 years to write' as he and ex Safiyya Vorajee unveil 'crown' headstone
Why does Patsy Palmer refuse to answer questions on Mickey Rourke? As star shares cryptic posts fans are convinced there is more to her anger 
EXCLUSIVE Jude Law's ex Catherine Harding reveals if their daughter Ada, nine, will follow in her father's footsteps as she opens up about wedding plans 
Jax Taylor shocks as he's caught doing disgusting act in public amid explosive Brittany Cartwright drama
Justin Bieber SLAMS 'jealous' haters in religious post... as ex friend shared fears over his 'cult-like' church
Jon Hamm new project out today amid college hazing scandal that he refuses to apologize for
EXCLUSIVE Weezer bassist's 'attempted murderer' wife looks frail as she leans on rocker days after being shot by cops
Netflix fans go wild as iconic Hollywood couple seen filming for first time on new season of hit show
Cruz Beckham showcases his football skills whilst girlfriend Jackie Apostel teaches him Portuguese
Macy Gray says she is 'p***** off' with Ozempic as she reveals what she really thinks of the weight loss drug
Kendall Jenner looks effortlessly chic in stylish grey suit as she films a L'Oréal commercial in Paris
Linda Evangelista, 59, reveals she needs therapy to 'look in the mirror' after 'botched' plastic surgery left her brutally disfigured
EXCLUSIVE Don't call my son a nepo baby, says Amanda Abbington - as teenager, 19, she shares with Martin Freeman lands major role in new series
EXCLUSIVE Katy Perry's secret humiliation as she's dealt another blow days after her Blue Origin space flight and cancelled tour dates
BRIAN VINER reviews The Accountant 2: More bad news for Ben Affleck as his first film since J.Lo divorce is branded 'wildly convoluted' with 'no credibility'
Professor Green reveals he's caught Roseola from his baby boy - after dodging the virus throughout his own childhood
Taylor Swift stalker's twisted letters threatening to kill the singer revealed in chilling new documentary
Celebrity Big Brother's Patsy Palmer blanks Lorraine Kelly in ANOTHER toe-curling interview as she's grilled about Mickey Rourke 
Olivia Jade stuns in blue bikini during solo Miami trip as fans spiral over her romance status with Jacob Elordi
Princess Anne shares sweet message of praise for her sister-in-law Queen Camilla - and says she makes a 'huge difference' in her brother King Charles's life
Holly Willoughby looks worlds away from her usual glamour as she braves the rain in black coat and leggings - amid mystery over pal quitting her business firms
Christine McGuinness 'at centre of Real Housewives of Cheshire feud as she's betrayed by former best friend Tanya Bardsley'
BBC News presenter's VERY rude gesture after getting tongue-tied live on air - as broadcaster accidentally leaves cameras rolling
Six Million Dollar Man Lee Majors who was married to a Charlie's Angels star turns 86... see him now
Her mother is best known for her loud-mouthed character in EastEnders, but can you recognise who's feisty soap legend's daughter this is?
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley flaunts her incredible figure in a skimpy Burberry bikini as she poses in sizzling behind-the-scenes snaps for the brand
EXCLUSIVE How Scarlett Johansson's big career move could be 'overshadowed' by ex-husband Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively
Love Island star admits he was a 'borderline crackhead' as he opens up on secret drink and drug addiction
EXCLUSIVE What next for Rebekah Vardy? Why WAG hopes Jamie lands mega-money contract abroad as couple consider next moves as he leaves Leicester
Loose Women hosting shake-up as brand new star joins ITV panel - and reveals disgusting insult she received just minutes into show
Pop superstar looks unrecognisable in forgotten role from Orange Is The New Black before music fame - but can you recognise her?
Strictly's Nadiya Bychkova suffers a wardrobe malfunction at the Thunderbolts* UK premiere
EXCLUSIVE Brooke Burke, 53, reveals her 'hot' trick to staying slim in her fifties as she poses in a bikini in Malibu
Sydney Sweeney reveals shocking 'final decision' on rekindling romance with ex-fiance
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YOU star Penn Badgley reveals the REAL reason he's 'glad' the Netflix series is ending
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