08 January 2012 News Archive
Sunday 08 January 2012
- Thriller in Manchester: Four things we learned from this FA Cup classic
- Good luck slaying the health and safety monster, Dave. You'll need it
- Shot down by elf 'n' safety: Hero Spitfire pilot is refused the chance to get back into the cockpit in case he hurts himself
- PM threatens a second EU veto... as French go it alone on bank tax
- Graham Poll: Foy was harsh in red for Kompany and officials had a poor day
- Arsenal want £3m Kalou after contract talks with Chelsea break down
- 'You've let me down Big Brother': Frankie is frustrated at lack of female attention while the Shannon twins blast 'horny' Kirk
- Miliband must do better after 'shaky start' to the year, warns Alan Johnson as poll reveals he is less popular than Clegg
- Is your pet psychic? A Cambridge scientist believes we have only seen the beginning of animals' telepathic powers
- Spoilt for choice: Naomi Watts' young son gets carried around New York by his mother and doting uncle
- 'When the doors opened she was blown away': Woman killed in high-rise fire after unwittingly taking elevator to her death
- Are you sure you're a professional? Bowler falls on his behind live on TV during world championship contest
- MAIL COMMENT: Cronies who stain the name of capitalism
- Mum's the word for Blackpool's Phillips as he claims second hat-trick in four games
- Good Evans! Sheffield United boss Wilson expects top clubs to come knocking
- The 190 families with ten children who cost you more than £11million in benefits A YEAR
- 'She was the nicest, purest woman I've ever met': Grandmother violently gunned down in her car was 'shaman on spiritual quest'
- Brother of Cowboys wide receiver shot on New York street clings to life in critical condition
- Pulis has last laugh on an afternoon of tension at his old club
- Cameron's great Scottish gamble: Premier wants to force early vote on independence
- Time for a change: Moyes admits the FA Cup is starting to lose its appeal
- He's a challenge but that's the best goal I've ever seen, says Pardew after Ben Arfa wonder strike
- Burglar moves into elderly woman's home while she's on Christmas vacation
- Sophie won't give back her tainted jewels gifted by bloody Bahrain, says Palace
- Tourette's and how David Cameron fell victim to the 'sensitivity police'
- A legacy of hope: Mail sponsors Stephen Lawrence's charity's drive to help disadvantaged youngsters follow top careers
- First grammar school in 50 years on the way: Tory council takes advantage of Gove rule changes
- On the ball, Martin Keown: Paul is the perfect fit to solve United's problems
- Baby's first photo! Meet Keri Russell's adorable newborn daughter, Willa Lou Deary
- Principal with 'Xerox machine fetish who made sexually inappropriate comments to female staffers' WON'T be fired
- The Red Devil! Two-goal Rooney in vow to stay at United as City accuse him over Kompany red
- Mother names newborn after firefighter who died after saving her in apartment blaze
- Tribunal reforms unlikely to give employers an easy ride
- Oh baby! Petite Amy Poehler struggles to carry her large toddler during shopping trip
- Make your Mark! Hughes handed task of saving QPR after Warnock's sacked
- Charles Sale: 2012 ticket deal comes under fire after chaos
- How starting up a vegetarian bistro saved Damien's bacon
- DIY quilt? That will take two years and cost £354 please
- Is it too hot for the Edelweiss? Alpine plants could become extinct as summer gets warmer
- Leicester up the ante in chase for Hull winger Stewart after tabling £1.5m bid
- Hand me down knicker ban as Zimbabwe introduces law making second-hand underwear illegal
- Fulham's move for Ghana international Boateng falls through
- One of the final four Navajo Code Talkers who helped win WWII using their native language dies
- New enterprise groups tackle host of issues, and all over breakfast
- Miraculous escape for pair after private plane plummets into sea off Bahamas coast
- 'I'm gutted': Andy Akinwolere loses the skate-off to Heidi Range and becomes the first celebrity to be voted off Dancing On Ice
- West Ham up their bid for Huddersfield hotshot Rhodes after Scot's five-star show
- Blackpool move for Vardy after Fleetwood striker scores in FA Cup tie
- The monster mice helping man in the fight against obesity
- Carve their names with pride
- Blacks Leisure to be rescued by JD Sports in imminent deal
- Chelsea set to seal Omeruo deal as McEachran nears Swansea move
- Business leaders demand more quantitative easing now from BoE
- Hair of the dog: Now man's best friend can enjoy a pint and a Sunday roast as pub introduces beer for canines
- Downing arrest rocks Liverpool with winger hit by assault allegation
- Bolton join the hunt for £8m Spurs and Stoke target Hoilett
- Banks in 'significant change' to squeeze more from customers as building societies spiral into 'overwhelming pessimism'
- Back on home turf! David Beckham and his boys cheer as they watch his old club Manchester United win against Man City
- 'He says he's willing to die': Tense 911 call reveals last moments before teen boy was shot dead by police
- Al Qaeda emboldened by lull in US drone strikes in Pakistan
- United players were in dark over Scholes return, says Rooney
- Tesco braced for a bleak midwinter as it suffers worst Christmas in decades
- Grayson: Oh great, YOU'RE back! Leeds boss awaiting return of Arsenal great Henry
- A Golden getaway: Family fun, designer shops and frozen yoghurt in chic California
- Out-of-favour Man United midfielder Gibson mulls over summer Bosman
- Festive bloom for the Garden Centre Group as Christmas sales soar
- Gas prices rise for first time since October... and this is likely just the beginning
- You can tweet me again now! Alec Baldwin returns to Twitter after that infamous airline incident
- Chelsy Davy mingles with Lady Kitty Spencer, cousin of ex-boyfriend Harry, at the Queen's Plate race in Cape Town
- Lies. Spin. It's politics as usual...
- Tehran talks tough - but is it true? Iran claims it has arrested 'several' U.S. spies
- MONDAY VIEW: Can David and George be pals for much longer?
- KMPG chiefs still on £700,000 even AFTER taking 10% pay cut
- Paolo's passion saves the day! Di Canio's verve and wardrobe rescue the FA Cup
- Hotel review: Hiding away with Cat, Jennifer and Britney at Parrot Cay, Turks and Caicos
- How did anyone get out of this crash alive? Drink-driver and passenger escape with minor injuries after ploughing into oncoming car at 70mph
- Talk about travelling light: Pilot attempts trip around the world on just 290kg of fuel
- Martin Samuel: Reason to be cheerful: Stunning fightback shows that City will not be losers for long
- Back to playing nice! After slamming Natasha Giggs on Twitter, Imogen Thomas turns on the charm for a romantic date
- 'Absolutely exquisite': Jorgie Porter already looking like the Dancing On Ice favourite as she gets the highest score of opening show
- The Crafty Traveller: How (and where) to bag a bargain British staycation this year
- Martin Samuel: His name might be Ruslan, but there's nothing plastic about this Brit
- From Di Canio's tears to Ben Arfa's beauty... it's the best and the worst of the third round
- Judge refuses to swear in new San Fransisco sheriff after domestic abuse allegations emerge
- London 2012 Olympics watch: Relief for GB as Utopia stays at Hester's stables
- The gloves came out, the lights went up, but nobody could land a punch on Mitt Romney
- How Ann Romney's incredible family journey from a Welsh coal mine could end in the White House
- Redknapp rocked by King KO as Spurs are forced into the market
- Martin Keown's FA Cup highlights: Fulham and Villa's strong message
- Dozens join candlelight tribute to retired teacher murdered in 'botched burglary' as detectives hunt woman who left Facebook 'clue' to killing
- All the top tips and best bets for Monday, January 9
- Glorious Greece: Donna Air and daughter enjoy a villa thriller in captivating Crete
- Rob Wildman's Gainline: Twelvetrees prefers 12 despite England call-up
- Caption Competition: Cameron has deep, deep thoughts...
- Liverpool apologise to Oldham's Adeyemi as suspect is bailed by police
- 'A war on cops': Veteran sheriff's deputy gunned down by burglary suspect in Arizona
- Tamworth's Habergham reveals why playing at Goodison was great
- Baltacha crashes out in Hobart a week ahead of Australian Open
- Don't quit your day job! Charles Barkley completely drops the ball as SNL host
- Mapping out America's struggles: Artist uses Google Street View images to shine spotlight on country's forgotten communities
- On the rails: A modern Grand Tour of Italy (sort of) via Milan, Stresa and glorious Como
- Mexican soccer star arrested for working in kidnapping ring that took pop singer's husband
- You may now kiss the brides: Couple renew their marriage vows - after husband changes sex
- Keane still has plenty to give, insists Villa boss McLeish ahead of loan deal
- Wrexham ready to set the Racecourse rocking after holding Brighton
- Macc's Mendy finds Cup cure after tropical disease ruined start of season
- Going Viral: McCain mixes up Obama and Romney...
- Giddy up! The monkey that loves nothing more than to ride a pig
- The land of surfing, barbies... and dope. Survey shows more Australians take marijuana than any other nationality
- I forgive them, says woman left brain damaged by boys, 12, who hurled shopping cart off overpass in near-fatal Halloween prank
- Pietersen announces move to Delhi Daredevils in time for 2012 IPL
- Far East cruises: Monkey business and wildlife encounters in Malaysia
- Liverpool fan accused of racist abuse towards Oldham's Adeyemi released on bail
- Warnock axed! QPR line up Hughes after calling time on under-fire boss
- The perfect gentleman: A chivalrous Prince William shields his Duchess from the rain at the War Horse premiere
- Linguists name 'Occupy' as 2011's word of the year... conquering both 'the 99 percent' and 'job creators'
- Aren't you two a little old for Facebook? How a college couple from 1910 became latest to join social network
- 100 troops confined to barracks as military investigates missing 'sensitive' equipment
- London Irish 21 Sale 19: Diamond slams unfit and late ref as Sharks pay penalty
- You Da One! Rihanna named best-selling digital download artist of ALL TIME
- 'We began descending very sharply': Passengers tell of moment BA jet turned back to Heathrow after both pilots 'almost pass out' at controls
- 'Police will question me again', says the 'sixth man' in the Stephen Lawrence inquiry
- Saracens 26 Bath 19: Coaches clash over French ref in 2,000th Premiership game
- Giddy up! Steven Spielberg upstaged by his magnificent four-legged star Joey on the red carpet at the UK premiere of War Horse
- She's never been through puberty or needed a bra: Woman, 25, is trapped in body of a 12-year-old
- United fans do a Poznan at FA Cup classic... much to the annoyance of rivals City
- Scarlett Johansson's mother pulls out of buying $1.4m home because she 'can't afford it' and now suing to get deposit back
- Dramatic FA Cup draw sets up race row replays in Manchester and London
- The King is dead, long live the Queen: The true story of the day Her Majesty learned of her father's death
- When in Rome... Amelia Lily dons faux 'gay' tattoos as she performs at G-A-Y night
- Peterborough 0 Sunderland 2: Larsson and McClean lord it on Posh day out
- Peterhead 0 Celtic 3: Three and easy for Stokes as hat-trick fires Bhoys into fifth round of Scottish Cup
- TOBY HARNDEN: The worms turn on Romney
- 'I don’t like the way she’s made me look like a woman beater': Sarah Harding's estranged ex-boyfriend speaks out
- Morrisons eye up Best Buy stores for Kiddicare
- George Stephanopoulos accused of bias in relentless questioning of Mitt Romney on jobs and contraception
- 'I don't really worry what people say': Wife whose affair with brother-in-law drove him to gun down family speaks out for first time
- The stunning sands of California's most unusual beach (and how the waves have turned trash glass into art)
- Guarding nukes: How Moscow and Washington avoided the threat of nuclear doomsday after Soviet breakup
- Brazilian loggers 'tied eight-year-old Amazonian tribe girl to a tree and burned her alive'
- They're now a super-fast power: Chinese show the world how construction is done in the east with 30-storey hotel built in just 15 days
- The beach boys: Elton John and David Furnish gush over their son Zachary during a Hawaiian break
- Sheffield Wednesday 1 West Ham 0: Penalty king Weaver rolls back the years in Owls win
- Iran stokes nuclear fears with 'uranium enrichment at secret underground site protected from airstrikes'
- Chelsea 4 Portsmouth 0: Brazilliant! Ramires double sparks late goal rush
- Recession in a warehouse: The depot that's full to bursting with furniture from offices closed by the credit crunch
- Revolutionary brain techniques will keep Stephen Hawking talking - but he's too ill to attend 70th birthday speech
- Another FA Cup gaffe by ITV after fans are left without commentary as Posh host Sunderland
- A-Z of the Sunday newspapers
- Cook returns from brief honeymoon to steady England's ship in Dubai
- New kid on the bloc: Kim Jong Un follows Putin's publicity stunts as he poses on horseback, in a tank and inspecting guns
- Stand up straight boy! Justin Bieber walks like a hunchback during shirtless beach stroll
- 'Please don't tell my fianceé': Drunk dad had so much to drink he LOST baby daughter on way home from the pub
- Taxpayers owe the U.S. government $385 BILLION from unpaid 2006 taxes
- Murdered woman found on Queen's Sandringham estate IS missing 17-year-old Latvian, say police
- End of something for nothing? New scheme tells jobless: Work for free or lose benefits for THREE years
- Fraudster dubbed 'Catalogue Colin' for lavish lifestyle jailed for seven years after pulling off Britain's biggest driving scam
- Vanessa Paradis steps out stony-faced amid rumours relationship with Johnny Depp is on the rocks
- A penny saved: One cent coin minted in 1793 sells more $1.4M
- Katherine Jenkins sheds a tear as she returns to the stage for first time since broken engagement
- You think you've got problems, Roberto? Robinson slams City boss after Dons draw
- Don't forget your back next time! Helen Flanagan suffers a fake tan disaster following make-up blunder
- Do eurozone rewards outweigh its danger for British business?
- Burn! Split! Invest! Occupy Wall Street organizers left with decisions about how to spend their remaining $300,000
- Bank of Georgia to join FTSE 250
- Mecom set to dispose of Polish newspapers
- I'm going nowhere, vows Rooney as two-goal hitman commits to Manchester United
- Tangerine Confectionery's taste for history
- Tears, flowers and emotional tributes: Grieving friends and relatives gather for the funeral of shot Indian student Anuj Bidve
- Kate to take on military role 'leading Princess Diana's old Army regiment '
- 'Our dream baby cost us £40k but she's worth every penny': Parents sold home to fund gruelling IVF sessions
- Police questioning ex-husband about parcel bomb that left couple badly burned
- Man City 2 Man United 3: Roo at the double as Fergie's troops hold off 10-man Blues
- Boost for security group Control Risks
- Oosthuizen fends off challenge from compatriot van der Walt to win Africa Open
- Caught on camera: The horrifying moment a store clerk was nearly shot in the head - but the gun wouldn't fire
- MG Financial adviser fined £1million for fraud
- Security fears for Olympic Park as BOMB is smuggled on site in covert security tests
- 'They've got lovely round bottoms': Jodie Marsh passes judgement on Celebrity Big Brother twins' derrieres... but are they real?
- Arbroath 0 Rangers 4: Healy helps fire Gers through as McCoist's men avoid upset
- School worker faked DAUGHTER'S DEATH... so she could get more vacation time in Costa Rica
- Man City rocked with Kompany set to miss FOUR matches after controversial red card
- Wenger calls on Arsenal to bounce back against Leeds after Fulham defeat
- Myleene Klass narrowly avoids a wardrobe malfunction as she enjoys her last day in the sun
- 'All about killing it in the gym!' Craig David tweets about his obsessively healthy start to the year and works up a sweat on the beach
- Pupils on parade: Military-style cadet forces to be introduced in all secondary schools
- 'Beneath contempt': Jeremy Clarkson slammed for mocking the deaths of 23 Chinese cockle-pickers
- How mainstream media kept Obama's Alice in Wonderland-themed party a secret in depths of recession in 2009
- Liverpool star Downing arrested after allegedly punching ex-girlfriend after nightclub row
- Hughton issues hands off warning to Premier League as Redmond continues to shine
- Local council reports designed to save money face the cut
- Hopes of cancer breakthrough with treatment using electromagnetic fields to shrink tumours
- You picked the wrong guy! Mugger floored after he attacks 84-year-old... who happens to be an ex-boxer
- Murray excited about Lendl future after sealing Brisbane title
- The £12m tax mystery: Tony Blair's earnings soar by 42% (but he only pays £315,000 to HMRC)
- Anti-racism director slams Liverpool's handling of Suarez saga as row rumbles on
- Sunday newspaper share tips round-up
- Henry VIII had a secret daughter who should have taken English throne before Elizabeth I, historian claims
- Cut the working week to 20 hours... and it will BOOST growth say economists
- Cameron faces high speed rail rebellion over go-ahead to £500million tunnel
- This could be awkward! Sam Faiers, ex Joey Essex and new love interest Jessica Wright all hit Faces
- Scholes delight as midfielder makes winning return for United in enthralling FA Cup clash
- Carla Bruni in sleaze scandal after 'giving millions of pounds of Aids charity money to close male friend'
- 'No one speaks for me, not even my family!' Katy Perry warns fans not to believe the gossip
- Surprise, surprise: Arsenal captain Van Persie pays Maradona an unexpected visit
- Gloom as Tesco reveals its worst Christmas sales for decades
- Essien boost for Chelsea as injured midfielder makes return with reserves
- Wayne Rooney cuts tax bill by investing in office park
- MP Louise Mensch furious over 'pert breasts' jibe as Michael Gove's wife compares her with glamour model Jordan
- I'm going nuts in here! Hungry squirrel gets stuck as it tries to steal lunch from rodent-proof birdfeeder
- How a weekly grocery shop would have cost £1,254 in 1862... and you didn't even get clubcard points!
- Insulin poisoning: Murder detectives release male nurse on bail
- England footballer Stewart Downing arrested after claim he punched his ex-girlfriend during row in nightclub
- Sir Alex plans to scupper Chelsea's Cahill deal with late raid for Bolton defender
- Taxman's 181 questions for every major club: Astonishing extent of perks probe into super-rich stars is revealed
- He took his time! Aston Merrygold dates ex Hollyoaks star Emma Rigby after wishing for a birthday kiss TWO years ago
- Man in the hat is nothing but a gym rat, blasts Khan's trainer Roach
- 'My baby was a real drama', says Wild At Heart actress Dawn as she was forced to abandon filming to give birth
- Starting the year as she means to go on? TOWIE's Chloe Sims nearly falls out of her bandage dress on boozy bar crawl
- Warnock moves closer to the brink at QPR as Fernandes loses patience
- British backpacker killed by electric shock from faulty fridge on Thailand holiday with girlfriend
- BBC slammed over 'freak' sex show that follows teenager having bikini wax to prepare for losing virginity
- Stop making so many laws... all the u-turns are 'making us look bad', Cameron tells MPs
- Seven passengers injured as severe turbulence flings them around cabin of Qantas flight
- Stricker storms into midway lead in Hawaii after superb 10-under par round
- Heartbroken grandfather leaves poetic tribute to four grandchildren who died in house fire during their mother's 36th birthday party
- Stacey Keibler plays a supporting role in a low key dress as leading man George Clooney takes centre stage
- Ancelotti ready to rival Man United in race to prise Lampard away from Chelsea
- What the back pages say: Reds chase £10m Ba as Spurs table Samba offer
- Jimmy Saville child sex claims investigated by the BBC days after star's death... but programme was axed
- Man charged with racially abusing Collymore on Twitter
- Cameron wages war on City 'crony capitalism' in crackdown on fat cat bosses 'filling their boots'
- Foreign nurses soar by 40% as NHS is hit by shortage of trained staff
- A title for starters, Mr Lendl, as Murray strolls to victory in Brisbane
- 'Ed Balls' behaviour is like someone with Tourette's': Cameron apologises for gaffe about 'annoying' shadow chancellor
- Victorious Romney walks through debate as GOP rivals blow chance of touching Mr Inevitable
- Police release sketch of victim of Long Island serial killer ... 15 years after her first body part was discovered
- Dad charged with DUI after distraught five-year-old escapes car and tells neighbours 'drunken father picked him and baby sister up from daycare'
- Dressed to frill! Mila Kunis steps out in flirty and feminine plunging purple dress as she attends children’s hospital gala
- 'America's toughest sheriff' hits back at critics by announcing he'll run for a six term
- Starship trooper: Female astronaut chosen to lead 100-year project to go beyond the solar system
- Shouldn't you be watching the road? Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler indulge in car park canoodle
- When life goes down the toilet... Woman flushes $4,000 diamond bracelet down the loo
- Child actress Kristy McNichol says she wants to 'be open about who I am' as she comes out as gay
- Brave Gabby Giffords leads Pledge of Allegiance as she makes emotional appearance at Tucson memorial to honour victims of shootings one year ago today
- Man wears jacket to court displaying recipe for CRACK (and he was appearing on drug charges)
- 'I wiped out on a ski slope': Brad Pitt reveals why he has a cane as attends Palm Springs Film Gala with Angelina Jolie
- Trying to be taken seriously? Kim Kardashian goes for specs appeal shopping for some glasses
- 'They gave me electric shock ... I want them in jail': Tortured Afghan child bride says she hopes her husband and his family are thrown in prison
- Brian O'Driscoll invested €1/2million in Ponzi scheme firm
- 'My name isn't lady chinky eyes': Woman who was outraged after Papa John's write racist name on her receipt
- Secret justice: How Cameron and Clegg vowed to hand back our liberties but are instead planning illiberal changes to justice system
- Countess of Wessex told to hand over lavish jewellery gifts from despot
- Potty training is not your Number 1 problem, Ed
- 'The most beautiful girl in the world': Beyoncé and Jay-Z welcome baby girl and name her Blue Ivy Carter
- When did Georgia inherit the family heirlooms, then?
- Jail for the mastermind who helped 700 motorists escape driving convictions
- Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed reveal they choose sex over romance
- Has Romney got it all sewn up? GOP rivals finally launch attack on frontrunner after he cruised through first New Hampshire debate
- Is there a connection? Mystery as two women disappear 500 miles apart in exactly the same circumstances
- Kill off risk and you'll kill our economy
- Virtually extinct - the pearl light bulb banned by Europe... and the price of its replacement soars by up to 174 per cent in a year
- Farewell to Farmer Liz? Well, she hasn't ever REALLY looked the part
- 'Which are the best?' Gunman holds up beauty store... for hair extensions
- Simpson moves top of the leaderboard after fine second day at Tournament of Champions
- Life's just peachy: LeAnn Rimes shows off her derriere in tiny bikini bottoms as she and husband Eddie enjoy romantic stroll in Hawaii
- My beautiful father was a proud man, but when he died I said 'thank you': How a loving daughter changed her mind about euthanasia
- BBC presenter Zeinab Bedawi 'will have to tear down £50k extension'
- KATIE NICHOLL: Bob's keeping mum on thoughts about becoming a grandfather
- Former husband of mother wrongly convicted of murdering her two baby sons to remarry
- Has Heidi Klum taken the flared trend too far? Model looks in danger of losing a child in the folds of her gigantic trousers
- I'm on five cucumber and kale smoothies a day: Dallas legend Larry Hagman tells how he is fighting cancer - by turning into a 'vegan nut'
- 'Beauty vs the Beast' stalls hacking inquiry as parliamentary committee MPs fall out
- Detectives hunt woman who left Facebook message 'clue' to retired teacher's murder in suspected botched burglary
- Smoking one cigarette a day and a regular tot of whisky: How couple stayed married for 86 years
- KATIE NICHOLL: Don't snigger - but svelte Joan's the new face of Snickers...
- 'I want to be a role model and an inspiration': First openly gay women compete for Miss California title
- Why Miranda Hart's condoms sent the BBC into a panic - and the debt I owe to a (slightly batty) East End midwife
- That was kept quiet! Paula Abdul split with boyfriend Jeff Bratton last November
- Smile - you're on your holiday! Steve Martin doesn't look very happy as he paddles in crystal clear aquamarine sea
- KATIE NICHOLL: Florence, No1 bet to lead the Amy Winehouse memorial line-up
- Revealed: Twenty six children in HSE care became pregnant in one year
- Row over 'out-of-touch' school inspectors as Ofsted criticised for using private companies to carry out checks
- Police finance chief quits £121,000 job over hotel stay with blonde colleague
- KATIE NICHOLL: TV return as Cheryl and Syco bury the hatchet
- Universities net £50m from overdue library book fines as thousands of students make late returns
- 'It was a pretty close call': Gerard Butler opens up about the surfing accident which nearly cost him his life
- 'If eight slaves pick 56 oranges...' Georgia school under fire for racist, violent math homework
- Newsnight host Gavin Esler,, 58, joins the BBC old dads' club
- 'Scatter my ashes on a beach in Greece,' says actress Susannah York
- Artistic salute to mark rock legend David Bowie's 65th birthday
- Adeyemi turned down place at Cambridge Uni to become a footballer
- Weekly shop would have cost £1,254 in 1862... and you didn't even get clubcard points!
- Fergie: De Gea still my No 1... but he still may not be good enough to face City
- Britain's Got Talent's Amanda Holden joins Chipping Norton Set
DON'T MISS
JoJo Siwa DUMPS partner Kath Ebbs at Celebrity Big Brother afterparty after growing extremely close to Love Island star Chris Hughes during show
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds pack on the PDA and put on a VERY animated display as they watch Wrexham AFC win promotion in Wales . 
Georgia Harrison is pregnant! Love Island star reveals she's expecting her first child with boyfriend Jack Stacey
EXCLUSIVE 'Sometimes I think "Why me?" And I scream at God': TRISHA GODDARD reveals incurable cancer treatment in first interview
Drew Barrymore reveals what work she has done to her face after admitting to plastic surgery at age 17
Want to go on holiday? Here's how to hit your savings goals on time
Britain's Got Talent semi-final descends into chaos as the show comes to an abrupt halt after TWO acts are not ready to perform
The sweet comment Prince Harry made to William when he saw Kate Middleton walking down the aisle at Westminster Abbey
Amanda Holden, 54 sends pulses racing in a £2,695 mini dress as she showcases her toned figure for Britain's Got Talent's first semi-final
Luxe look: The interior upgrade that's taking over social media - and it's not what you think
Britain's Got Talent reveals first two finalists in chaotic live semi-final spectacular - as fans demand rule change amid golden buzzer twist
EXCLUSIVE Revealed: Desperate hunt for REAL Traitor in Celebrity Traitors: 'Fury and panic' of BBC bosses as KATIE HIND uncovers begging letter
EXCLUSIVE The truth behind Demi Moore's picture with Blake Lively after she sparked fury at TIME 100 gala
Sofia Vergara puts on busty display as she bonds with Desperate Housewives actress during girls' night out
Online wine brand offers unmissable wine deal to shoppers - here's how to get three bottles for £12
Anthea Turner, 64, reveals the secret to her age-defying looks - and it's not what you think
Revealed: The peculiar reason why Prince William invited FOUR former flames to watch him get married to Kate Middleton 14 years ago
Pete Wicks leaves Sam Thompson BLEEDING after accidentally hitting him in the face while filming social media skit
Danny Dyer candidly admits wife Joanne 'deserved better' as he opens up about split and his drug-fuelled three-day benders
Miley Cyrus stuns in black minidress during Paris trip amid fears of Billy Ray's romance threatening comeback
David Tennant says he bears 'no ill will' towards JK Rowling after trans row
Our Yorkshire Farm's Amanda Owen reveals the moment she saw 'red mist' over ex-husband's latest move which left her close to 'tears'
JoJo Siwa fans convinced the singer will begin dating Chris Hughes after dumping partner Kath Ebbs at the CBB afterparty
Myleene Klass, 47, puts on a very leggy display in black lace tights as she arrives Smooth Radio
Geri Halliwell-Horner poses for photo at Edinburgh Castle as she recreates image she took six years ago
Grieving Justin Bieber reveals grandfather's death with heartbreaking post: 'See you soon again in heaven'
Jeremy Clarkson says Top Gear is needed now more than ever despite BBC confirming it has no plans for show to return after Freddie Flintoff's crash
David Beckham cheekily quips his wife Victoria helped herself to his prized vegetables as he gave fans a glimpse of his homegrown produce
Danny Jones' wife Georgia Horsley is glowing as she reveals stunning hair transformation
Coronation Street's Carl Webster actor has a VERY famous wife - with roles in Hollywood blockbusters and huge Disney series
Maya Jama, Idris Elba and Ashley Walters, and England internationals are among the celebrities set to be ringside for Chris Eubank Jr and Conor Benn's showdown
Celebrity Big Brother's JoJo Siwa returns to social media and hints at desire to stay in the UK - as partner Kath Ebbs CONFIRMS their split
Kanye West banned from Twitch seven minutes after joining the platform
Anne Robinson weighs in on feud with Countdown's Rachel Riley as she admits she told her to 'shut up' during her time hosting the show
People with problem skin hail 'life-changing' miracle serum as brand sells skincare product every 30 SECONDS SHOPPING 
Lana Del Rey drops bombshell about kissing Morgan Wallen during shocking set at Stagecoach debut
Olly Murs admits he is 'devastated' for 'letting fans down' as he is forced to cancel TWO gigs last minute
Jessie J admits she 'never felt more alone' than in the days after her miscarriage as she opens up on the heartbreaking loss which inspired single
Gigi Hadid, 30, wears ring on THAT finger as she and boyfriend Bradley Cooper, 50, attend her birthday bash in NYC
Olivia Attwood flashes a hint of abs in casual grey bottoms as she arrives at Ibiza airport - after admitting she warned Ella Rae Wise about ex Chris Hughes
I work on A Place In The Sun - there is a really disgusting moment from the show that will never see the light of day
Coronation Street legend who appeared in show's first ever episode dies age 88 as tributes pour in
Lizzie Cundy puts on a leggy display in a sheer sequinned gown as she attends star-studded DIVA Awards
Radiant Louise Redknapp cuts a stylish figure in camel jacket and white denim as she steps out of the BBC studios
REVEALED: The £29.99 anti-ageing cream so popular that one is sold every MINUTE with claims so bold it was investigated by UK watchdogs (and proven true) SHOPPING 
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively jet in as Wrexham close in on promotion - as Deadpool star pours pints and parties with fans
I won the biggest prize in quiz show history - I was forced to flee the country after my life-changing victory and still have one big regret
Celebrity Big Brother's ratings drop to lowest in reboot's history for a final as it only pulls in 1.9m viewers and fails to rank in top five shows despite starry cast
Katy Perry reveals real reason for her 'lazy' Lifetimes Tour performances
Lizzo takes stage with Paris Hilton at Stagecoach after revealing secret to dramatic weight-loss
Gayle King reveals the surprising next mission of all-female Blue Origin space flight crew after controversy
Danny Beard takes savage swipe at Celebrity Big Brother co-star Chris Hughes after 'game player' accusations
Katie Piper, 41, heartbreakingly reveals how emergency surgery forced her to give up desire to have a third child
Celebrity Big Brother star JoJo Siwa's cryptic message to Chris Hughes amid partner Kath Ebbs' letter and off-screen reunion
Liam Gallagher and Noel cause chaos as they 'receive a noise complaint' after reuniting for their first Oasis show in 16 years at surprise venue
Leggy Anne Hathaway looks effortlessly stylish in a baby blue maxi coat and white mini dress as she attends pal Gigi Hadid's 30th birthday bash in NYC
Kelly Brook reveals the painful injuries she endured during gruelling London Marathon training ahead of the race: 'Nothing prepares you'
Crown Princess Mette-Marit of Norway looks dignified as she attends Pope Francis' funeral - amid scandal around son Marius Borg Høiby
Robert Irwin spotted enjoying netball in Queensland as his role on US Dancing With The Stars is confirmed
Newly-wed Jack Maynard and his heiress wife share a passionate smooch in latest snaps from their intimate London ceremony
Disney Adults in Hollywood! A Barbie star, a supermodel and a Kardashian top the list for Mickey's biggest fans
Kanye West blasted by fans as he names A-list star he wishes he'd had kids with over ex Kim Kardashian
Prince Andrew's ex Lady Victoria Hervey sparks fury with vile post about Virginia Giuffre after her suicide
Star Wars legend George Lucas finally reveals bizarre reason why Yoda talks backwards in decades-old mystery
Celebrity Big Brother viewers brand Ella Rae-Wise 'spiteful and mean' after clashing AGAIN with Chris Hughes
Sophie Turner 'tells friends she is single' following split speculation with Peregrine Pearson after unfollowing each other on social media
Netflix fans blown away by 'masterpiece' Western film with 'career best' performances from A-list cast - as revenge twist leaves them 'shaken'
Jack P Shepherd WINS Celebrity Big Brother with Danny Beard finishing as runner-up
Margot Robbie looks effortlessly stylish alongside her husband Tom Ackerley as they are spotted in Brisbane with their six-month-old baby
Anya Taylor-Joy puts on a loved-up display with husband Malcolm McRae as they attend Tiffany & Co event
Mickey Rourke avoids Celebrity Big Brother final amid reports he is suing ITV over pay after actor was booted off the show following homophobic slurs
Bella Hadid shows off her incredible figure in a slinky black jumpsuit as she steps out for sister Gigi's star-studded 30th birthday bash in NYC
Ioan Gruffudd and Bianca Wallace are MARRIED! Couple tie the knot in romantic ceremony two years after his bitter divorce from ex Alice Evans
Heartbreaking truth about former child star Sophie Nyweide's drug addiction battle prior to shock death at 24
EXCLUSIVE What happened after Ryan Giggs cuckolded his brother for EIGHT years and paid for abortion. Giggs' father reveals twist to KATIE KNIGHT
Princess Charlene of Monaco appears sombre as she joins Prince Albert among delegation of European royals at Pope Francis' funeral
EXCLUSIVE What Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds really said during intimate chat before her explosive speech alluding to Justin Baldoni
Christine McGuiness, 37, is 'open to dating men and women' on Celebs Go Dating following divorce from Paddy McGuinness
As David Beckham turns 50 next week, will he get his dream birthday gifts - a united family and a knighthood?
JoJo Siwa has private reunion with partner Kath Ebbs after leaving the Celebrity Big Brother house following their 'refusal' to greet her onstage
Selma Blair shares unbelievable health update amid years-long MS battle
Selena Gomez's stark warning to Taylor Swift over Blake Lively... and why bitter Justin Baldoni battle has finally granted her relief
Blake Lively posts cheery selfie with Ryan Reynolds as they dodge criticism of her 'PR move' Time100 speech
Lottie Moss turns heads in a pink satin cami top as she joins pregnant Arabella Chi and chic Joanne Froggatt at Mr Porter Steakhouse
Brady Bunch star makes shock admission about difficult thing she 'had to accept' while on TV show
Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star fires back at 'lavender marriage' rumors... but fans aren't convinced
Celebrity Big Brother's Chris Hughes fights back tears as he compares JoJo Siwa to his ex Jesy Nelson - after being the first star to be evicted
Boyband star, 23, comes out as gay on stage
Celebrity Big Brother fans shocked by Jack P Shepherd's unexpected win as they joke that 'all he did was drink tea'
Bachelorette star Tayshia Adams looking for love again as she splits with reality star boyfriend after two years of dating
Ex Baywatch star Nicole Eggert, 53, is seen on rare outing amid breast cancer battle
EDEN CONFIDENTIAL: Sienna Miller spotted at 'party rottweiler' Fran Cutler's 62nd birthday - but former Primrose Hill friend Kate Moss is nowhere to be seen
Jesy Nelson's partner gives an emotional update on their unborn twins' condition after Little Mix star underwent emergency surgery to save their lives
Our TV critics have picked the 20 best shows and films to stream this weekend, from the ten episodes that reveal the final fate of Joe Goldberg to a gripping new drama from the creator of Unforgotten
EXCLUSIVE 'I thought about suicide all the time': Tearful Gregg Wallace's bombshell first interview where he tells his side of story - and reveals devastating death at height of the scandal
Prince Harry was almost set-up with a VERY famous US reality TV star before meeting Meghan Markle, as comedian Katherine Ryan reveals how she tried to play matchmaker
Ruth Jones recalls feeling 'self-conscious' during photoshoots as stylists never provided outfits in her size
EXCLUSIVE How Blake Lively 'choreographed' 'reluctant' Ryan Reynolds REVEALED amid stilted TIME gala appearance
Celebrity Big Brother's Danny Beard tells Chris Hughes and JoJo Siwa to 'f*** or stop' as they issue warning about her partner while they get close in the hot tub
Ryan Reynolds breaks silence on wife Blake Lively's telling Time100 speech taking swipe at Justin Baldoni battle
Louise Thompson reveals she suffered a devastating miscarriage in emotional post - two years after near-fatal childbirth experience
Justin Bieber subject of horrifying plot by convicted murderer who devised plan to kidnap, castrate and kill him
EXCLUSIVE Princess Anne suffers 'bruised leg' after 'incident' at Gatcombe Park Estate which left her 'hobbling in pain' during royals' Easter Sunday service
Tearful Michelle Pfeiffer packs on PDA with rarely-seen husband David E Kelley at 'dream come true' ceremony
British Hollywood A-lister goes from riches to rags for a major role in Michael B. Jordan's The Thomas Crown Affair reboot
Revealed: Katherine Jenkins, Myleene Klass and stars from Traitors and Strictly lead VE Day 80 anniversary celebration at the Royal Albert Hall
Meghan is 'money mad' and a 'disaster tourist' says Diana's friend, who believes Harry is 'loyal to his wife' but 'misses being a prince'
Stern Celebrity Traitors rules 'revealed' with famous cast 'not getting any special treatment' from the BBC
RHOBH star Dorit Kemsley files for divorce from estranged husband PK after his clinch with Ryan Seacrest's ex
Sarah Michelle Gellar reveals secret to successful Freddie Prinze Jr. marriage... but it's only for the wealthy
Matthew McConaughey and wife make rare red carpet appearance with all three of their kids
Penny Lancaster reflects on the struggles of navigating a blended family with husband Rod Stewart's other children: 'I could only imagine how difficult it was for them'
KENNEDY: Montecito Mean Girls are whispering to me about 'Walmart' Me-Me-Meghan, as her podcast flops... and that's not even their cruelest cut
This Morning fans jeer 'I wouldn't mess with her' as 'deadpan' Patsy Palmer returns for another 'joyless' Celebrity Big Brother interview
EXCLUSIVE 'I put my husband before my children': Amanda Holden reveals her controversial relationship advice
Joe Swash puts on an animated display as he films for new mystery project in London amid fly-on-the-wall reality show with wife Stacey Solomon
N-Dubz star Dappy is seen 'getting angry' and swearing at a fan on stage during a £6 gig as they derail his performance
Patsy Kensit, 57, issues breast cancer warning to fans as she undergoes an MRI scan and reflects on the heartbreaking death of her mum
Jessica Simpson, 44, reveals surprising heartbreak from her twenties
Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly leave fans in hysterics as they mimic Aussie twins who went viral for speaking in perfect unison
Former Coronation Street star reveals huge role on rival soap as they share gruesome pictures just six months after leaving the cobbles
Beyonce mercilessly mocked as tickets for 'flop' Cowboy Carter tour reach same price as a McDonald's meal
Huge blow to Diddy as judge rules jury will see the video of him beating up ex Cassie - as his shocking defense strategy is revealed
Gayle King reveals real reason Oprah Winfrey cried during controversial Blue Origin space launch
Brooke Shields, 59, breaks down in tears for epic ugly cry over 'surprising' family moment
Inside Britain's former highest-paid actress Jane Leeves' rise to stardom - including her little known secret past before Frasier
What has Tyra Banks done to her face? Supermodel, 51, looks unrecognizable at fashion gala
Justin Bieber hits out at Hollywood 'bullies' in concerning post as he puts on united front with wife Hailey
EXCLUSIVE Inside Mark Wright and Michelle Keegan's first night out since becoming parents to baby Palma - and how it was nearly ruined by a 'wardrobe disaster'
Playboy vet Holly Madison reveals which Girls Next Door co-star she does NOT like... 8 years after Hefner's death
Sammy Winward's daughter Mia Dunn, 19, leaves little to the imagination as she poses topless in racy snaps - after her mother 'cut her off' for setting up OnlyFans account
Emily In Paris star QUITS hit Netflix series with emotional goodbye post after fans fumed at bosses for 'destroying the character'
Lady Mary Charteris reveals battle with mystery illness that left her unable to eat for 10 days - and says the virus triggered depression and anxiety
Danny Jones' wife Georgia reveals painful injury she sustained while giving birth to son Cooper - but admits it's improved her sex life
Blake Lively's husband Ryan Reynolds, 48, joins 'midlife crisis' hair dye club... after George Clooney did it first
Chanelle Hayes sizzles in a white bikini as she soaks up the sun on a yacht in Tenerife after nine stone weight loss
Ferne McCann discusses breastfeeding children past the first year as the TOWIE star admits she 'struggles to say no' to daughter Finty, 21 months
Gal Gadot moves on from Snow White drama as she gets to work with Damien Lewis on new Amazon thriller The Runner
Bikini-clad Coleen Rooney gives an insight into her family holiday as husband Wayne proudly displays his son's very accurate portrait of him
Brooklyn Beckham cosies up to wife Nicola Peltz as they join Kevin Costner at Clippers game in LA
EXCLUSIVE Hayley Palmer breaks her silence on ex Mark Labbett signing up for Celebs Go Dating and reveals her advice to his next potential partner - following the pair's 'very painful and public' split
Netflix fans obsessed with new prison drama compared to The Godfather with 'phenomenal acting and chemistry'
Miami Vice meets Star Wars! Don Johnson, 75, shocks fans by revealing Harrison Ford, 82, is a 'longtime friend'
Demi Moore, 62, flashes a super small waistline in silky gown at Time100 Gala
Jelly Roll, 40, reveals his new goal weight... after losing 200lbs
Amanda Lamb, 52, shows off incredible figure in compilation of racy bikini photos posted on Instagram
EXCLUSIVE First look at the Celebrity Traitors as the back stabbing begins: Charlotte Church turns heads in pyjamas as filming finally starts
Mummy Pig's having a...! Pregnant swine reveals her piglet's gender as Peppa Pig and family go the whole hog with huge party
Jessie J chokes back tears as she reveals response to comeback single about miscarriage is 'overwhelming'- as singer releases first track in four years
Influencer Lorna Luxe, 42, shares health update amid husband John's, 63, cancer battle
EXCLUSIVE Liam Gallagher and Noel reunite for the first time as they begin promo ahead of hotly-anticipated Oasis reunion tour- and it's all smiles (for Liam at least)
Is Prince Harry a 'spare part' in his marriage to Meghan Markle? Royal experts question why the Duke took a backseat at the Time 100 Summit on PALACE CONFIDENTIAL
This Morning fans seriously distracted by Simon Cowell's outfit as he defiantly hits back at Britain's Got Talent fix row
Jojo Rabbit's child star looks unrecognisable six years on from acclaimed film debut that shot him to fame
Kylie Jenner's beau Timothee Chalamet visits school he attended when dating Madonna's daughter
Jennifer Garner looks like she's taking style tips from Ben's ex JLo as she models hoop earrings and skinny jeans
Gwyneth Paltrow says she isn't close to Meghan Markle and 'doesn't know her super well' despite inviting the Duchess round for pie
George Clooney mocks his own hair color and cracks a Brad Pitt joke while receiving his portrait at Sardi's in NYC
Hailey Bieber makes rare comments about husband Justin Bieber when accepting an award as he talks 'darkness'
The Thursday Murder Club release date confirmed for Netflix's Richard Osman adaptation as first look images featuring Helen Mirren and Pierce Brosnan are revealed
Selena Gomez's fiance Benny Blanco takes her to the 'prom' after learning she never went as a teen
Sienna Miller, 43, looks typically stylish with boyfriend Oli Green, 28, as they head home from Fran Cutler's star-studded birthday bash
JoJo Siwa's mother describes her daughter and Chris Hughes' relationship as a 'love story' as he strips off NAKED for her
Celebrity Big Brother in 'fix row' after fans notice Chris Hughes lets slip he knows about Katy Perry space mission - despite being in the house during lift off
Kate Hudson displays her toned figure in yellow strapless bikini and sarong as she shares gratitude for her 'best birthday week' as actress turns 46
The Voice Kids star Karen Silva dead aged 17: Semi-finalist tragically passes away after a stroke
Critics slam 'glib', 'vulgar' and 'ludicrously lavish' Great Gatsby musical - and claim West End adaptation is 'disrespectful' to F. Scott Fitzgerald
Katy Perry slammed as 'anti-feminist' after shock decision at concert amid career woes
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