Showing posts with label Mars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mars. Show all posts

Like A Bad Penny

My friends and neighbors all know I usually don't look at planets. I study variable stars, and that's about all I have time for these days.

At least a couple times a summer, someone who has seen the observatory or knows me through someone who knows me asks, " So are you ready for the fantastic view of Mars this August? I hear it's the closest it's going to be in a hundred years, and will probably be as big as the full moon!"


Today, the guy who sprays my trees asked me. He was all excited. He told me he'd marked his calendar and everything. He was probably working up the nerve to ask if I'd show him Mars through one of the telescopes. People are always nervous about asking. Perhaps it's the welcome mat at the door of the dome that says, "Go Away!"

He seemed truly disappointed when I told him the email he got, full of useless mis-information was about four years too late. "Yea, we had a great star party that year in September. I had people with 20 inch telescopes showing everyone Mars. It was awesome."

We still needed telescopes to see it. Newsflash:Mars will never appear as large as the full moon to the unaided eye. It's too far away and too small! Through a very good telescope on an excellent night of seeing, with high magnification, your impression of Mars might be similar to your view of the Moon with the unaided eye. But that's where the comparison ends, really, trust me. This is what Mars has always looked like to me-

Then I had to explain to him that Mars isn't even visible this summer because it is too close to the Sun. It's lost in the glare of daytime somewhere between Leo and Virgo right now. We talked about the solar eclipse, phases of the Moon, motion of the planets and stars, and I invited him to the StarBQ in September. I think that makes us even for the free advice he gave me on how to save a prized specimen tree that had a split.

It will happen again. That stupid email keeps turning up each summer like a bad penny. But that's okay. Any time we can kill some bad astronomical perception and replace it with good information, that's a small step in a long journey we must take.

Robots From Mars

Ice, schmice. Everyone's talking about ice on Mars.
Hullo! I've seen the polar ice caps on Mars a hundred times through my telescope. Big deal.
While everyone else blogs, comments and debates "is it water ice or not?" I decided to go Simosurfing.

It's amazing how far down the hole you can crawl when searching/researching on the web. Sometimes I look at the clock on the wall and think "It took me two hours and THIS is where I landed?"

Then again, occasionally you find a gem that makes you smile and it was worth the treasure hunt. Believe it or not, I found this on Tommy Lee's MySpace page (don't ask...)

It's from 'Robots From Mars'-

"OPEN LETTER TO NASA

Dear NASA,

Please stay on your own planet!
We are sorry to say that we watched the Phoenix’s successful landing on Mars.
Why are you here?
We would like to know if this Peeping Tom behavior will ever end?
Do we spy on you? Well…that’s another story.

PS You’ll never locate your first Polar Lander.
It was just yummy.
It is hard to describe the succulent taste of rare Earth metals.
Please send more wreckage!

PPS A kindly reminder from the Robots From Mars…
The First Law of Robotics only applies to synthetic beings of Earthly origin."

I think Robots From Mars is a rock band, but I wasn't willing to invest the time on their pages to find out. Just thought I'd share.
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