Issue: An nfs server is down and it takes your computer down with it!
Specifically it blocks booting. A less drastic example is you take your laptop to your friends and then it can't boot because it's trying to mount an nfs server on your lan.
Confounding issue: You don't want to manually mount it after boot, or perhaps the user who needs it doesn't have mount permission. Maybe you're just lazy? Who cares, it should mount if it can.
When I researched this problem I found there used to be a boot option called nowaitboot that would have solved this issue. Unfortunately it was removed 10 years ago. What's the alternative?
Commonly suggested replacements:
nofail: causes a massive delay (edit: per further testing not always a massive hang. A DNS failure will cause a quick hang, but the server being down will cause a long one)
noauto: doesn't automatically mount