Emacs is my favorite OS. The text editor is a bit weak, but overall a pretty good OS.

I wonder how many of these OS updates failed due to the lack of disk space to complete the update.

If they hurry up, they can cast Clint Eastwood in it to sing.

Can you fit all that synergy in a single pane of glass?

"Oh, my sweet summer child"

Navy called me once...they said I was highly qualified to serve on a nuclear submarine. I said the submarine part makes sense as every time I step on a boat it tries to sink.

That makes me want to go dig out WinAmp again.

I saw a picture earlier today of a bbq grill on a patio. The support poles for the patio were behind the grill. If it could cut out the grill and not get the poles too I would be impressed. It was difficult for me as a human to breakout just the grill in the image.

Could they put a big laser on the moon that would be visible from Earth? Would be fun to watch flat Earth folks explain that.

I'm not saying I'm fat..but I just might be able to power a Flux Capacitor this way.

How many holes can you drill into the Earth before it looks like Swiss cheese?

I have some old Pentium 4's if he just wanted an inefficient space heater.

I'm not addicted to brake fluid. I can stop anytime I want!

Hey Grandpa, raise your left arm and stand on one leg. Don't worry your heart is just rebooting. You will be fine in about 30 seconds.

What if the plan worked perfectly? What if the ocean absorbed all the CO2 anyone could ever wish for? But at that point, can you stop adding alkaline to the ocean or would it just dump out all the extra CO2 at that point?