Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee today:
Twitter updates! If you're following a favorite brand on Twitter, its ads will now show up in your Twitter stream.
Sending Not Safe For Work tweets? Twitter has a NSFW tag for that.
What's new on Google+? There's now a Google + Feature Update Center to tell you just that.
Meanwhile, Google’s Play With Chrome project, you can Send a musical email message made of OK Go's body!
This is what what it looks like when a millionaire whines about his non-problems on Facebook.
Which reminds us — Facebook now streams all five "Jackass" movies!
Some say there is just no way Android customers are returning their phones at the high rates recently reported.
And AT&T may implement data throttling — just in time for iPhone 5!
Oceanographer Robert Ballard — the guy who discovered the Titanic wreck — has new plans to plumb the depths of the seas.
In closing: Two more days 'til SHARK WEEK! Two more days 'til SHARK WEEK!
Helen A.S. Popkin goes blah blah blah about the Internet. Tell her to get a real job on Twitter and/or Facebook . Also, Google+.
