Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
Google released its iOS Maps app last night ... and it's already No. 1 among free iPhone apps!
Surprise! Facebook changed its privacy controls once again.
Facebook also removed a page set up by the Taliban in Pakistan.
Apple users who think they're immune to malware and other bugs need to pay attention: A new Trojan is infecting Apple computers and stealing victims' phone numbers and rob them via unexpected premium SMS charges.
Meanwhile, a women got Tasered after she tried to buy too many iPhones.
It may seem like everybody and their mother has an e-reader like a Kindle or Nook, but the popularity of these devices may be short-lived.
There have been so many rumors about Apple quietly designing its own television sets -- this latest one may be real.
Three billion (digital) people have been assassinated ... in "Assassin's Creed 3."
Yeah, these guys plotted to castrate and murder Justin Bieber.
Helen A.S. Popkin goes blah blah blah about the Internet. Tell her to get a real job on Twitter and/or Facebook. Also, Google+.
