Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
Turns out, the Pope is a leftest! (Or at least, he tweets like one.)
Keith Richards says Apple's iPod shortchanges customers.
What the f***?! Turns out, Google Glass censors foul language.
iOS 7 likely to bring big changes to iPhone, iPad — but when will it launch?
Come at me bro! Google, Nike, Jawbone, and the fight for wearable tech!
Cellphone thefts are growing, but the industry looks the other way, according to the New York Times.
Yep! The Times is on it! Turns out, there are hipsters! In Williamsburg, Brooklyn!
What of this word, "Hipsters?" Here's this dude to explain its origins.
Want to lose weight? Join Second Life!
In closing: The gripping tale of one Rescue Pug's rise to Internet power!
Compiled by Helen A.S. Popkin, who invites you to join her on Twitter and/or Facebook.