Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
Grumpy Cat is going to the big screen.
Evernote now offers two-factor verification in wake of a recent hack.
Researchers say they've recovered blood samples from a 10,000-year-old mammoth, but outside experts are skeptical about the claims — and particularly about suggestions that the mammoth can be cloned.
Two years after the the feds seized his laptop, a Bradley Manning supporter wins a court victory.
Check out this Instagram prankster getting cozy with celebs thanks to Photoshop.
Samsung Galaxy S4 Mini confirmed! Here are the specs and features.
NASA totally found a squirrel on Mars and didn't tell anybody!
Google Street View allegedly caught the ugly aftermath of somebody's breakup.
In closing: Is this a pig?
Compiled by Helen A.S. Popkin, who invites you to join her on Twitter and/or Facebook.