Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
This telecom firms can't say how $300 worth of "crammed" charges were billed to unused phone.
France ordered Twitter to ID anti-Semitic tweeters.
Oops! Twitter's new video-sharing 'Vine' lacks privacy settings.
Whatever. Looks like Facebook is already blocking Vine's friend-finding feature.
Here's how to protect your kids from sexual predators on Facebook.
When the FBI comes knocking, don’t hide laptops in your mom’s dishes ... this former self-proclaimed Anonymous spokesperson has learned.
More about Apple's child labor problems.
Unauthorized unlocking of smartphones is illegal as of Saturday.
Oh, and this: Cyber 9/11 could happen "imminently," says US Homeland Security chief.
Shetland ponies wear Shetland wool sweaters on Shetland Isles! It's pony Inception!
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