Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee today:
Are you sad that Apple's recently released brand-new MacBook Air models only available in 11-inch and 13-inch versions? Good news! Apple may be making some new ultra-thin 15-inch laptops — and it may offer 17-inch models, too!
Meanwhile, here's a $995 tool can steal your Mac's passwords in minutes!
Oh dear! It seems hat Facebook vs. Apple rivalry is getting nasty!
Speaking of nasty, Facebook yanked Nirvana's "Nevermind" cover on account of that naked baby violates terms of use.
Speaking of Facebook images, that so-called privacy tweak to facial recognition some are crowing about is really no big deal.
If you're behaving badly, you can always blame your brain! (On account of Neuroscientist David Eagleman's latest book, "Incognito: The Secret Lives of the Brain," suggests that our brain's wiring dictates most of what we do, rather than any transcendent self.)
Hey, remember when only annoying jerks had cellphones? Smartphone Sales Will Hit 420 Million In 2011!
How did feds track down alleged hackers in those recent raids? By working from a list of top 1,000 protesters, of course.
For those who have ever asked themselves, "What are Bitcoins and how are they taxed?": An infographic!
Hey look! Children and robots dancing to video games!
In closing, Chemistry Cat has some jokes to tell you ...
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