Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee today:
While millions flocked to U.S. retailers for Black Friday deals, others preferred to take potshots from the sidelines on Twitter.
Cyber Monday, Green Tuesday ... Black Friday isn't the only game in town. Turns out, the more special you make it sound, the more you might be able to get people to spend money.
On Google Music, Cyber Monday means $1.99 albums!
Also, if you've got the Galaxy Nexus on your holiday shopping list, Best Buy has it. You just can't buy it.
Meanwhile, here's a panel of experts sharing tips on how to stay safe when shopping online.
"BioShock" (the video game) is tapping into Occupy Wall Street by incorporating real-life political protests.
OH NOES! Netflix went down for a couple of hours.
Hey, it could be worse. An iPhone alleged "self-combusted" on an Australian flight.
In other news, all the kids love Instagram! Here's why.
In closing, "Here's a collection of pugs that ate waaaay too much on Thanksgiving."