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- October 4, 2018For Once, I’m Glad My Neighbor Is a Mad Scientist
- June 21, 2018Historical New York Times Tweets
- May 30, 2018Updates to the New York Times’ Style Guide
- February 13, 2018In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
- January 19, 2018More Op-Ed Spreads the New York Times Will Be Publishing After “Letters From Trump Supporters”
- January 8, 201819 Inevitable New York Times Headlines for When Donald Trump Forgets to Wear Clothes
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- July 11, 2017Course Catalog for David Brooks’ Elite Sandwich College
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