1. This Elephant That Paints Elephants
2. This Cat That Was Up All Night Studying Calculus
3. This Dog That's Been Working Like A Dog
4. This Dog That Just Finished The Sunday Puzzle
5. This Water Skiing Squirrel
6. This Dog That Doesn't Need Your Bowl
9. This Dog That Knows How To Stick It To The Man
10. This Monkey With A Good Eye
11. This Chess Playing Pup
12. This Piano Playing Cat
13. This Dog That Can Input All Your Data
14. This Dog That Cleans Up After Itself
15. This Cat With A Sense Of Humor
16. This Bate-And-Switch Dog
17. This Dog That's Brushing Up On The Classics
19. This Bear That Doesn't Shit In The Woods
21. This Dog That Tucks Himself In
22. This Dog That's Memorizing The Encyclopedia
23. This Cat That Knows Where To Cross
24. This Dog That Flies Airplanes
25. You Know Prof. Dog Is Smarter Than You
26. And This Cat That's Definitely Smarter Than You
27. Oh Yeah, And This Monkey That's Totally A Doctor
